I was dragged into hell by a poster called Cartesian Fart, whom I trusted at the time, but he abandoned this site long ago, so I assume he was but a devilish enticement into the circles of hell. 
Yes, the devil takes on many usernames. For some, the name is Chance. But the end is always the same.
I wonder what circle of hell Dante reserved for the intellectually curious and creative.
You are SO right Caldrid, cheers!
Hi,
my on-line name is Lollipop King because Iām sweet, colorful, large and I love being lickedā¦especially by chocolate princesses.
Recently Iāve been emasculated and feminized, returning me to my original state of helpless sexiness.
Iāve also learned, through experience, that if you ridicule and erase, it goes awayā¦as if by magic.
I think censorship is a must, particularly when I am forced to confront hurts me feelings and makes little people sad.
Little people is what I call children.
I like children because they love to lick lollipops.
To be upfront and honest, I have to admit that all my posts are a gimmick and i do not really believe anything I post.
Sure, I come off as a racist, sexist, weak lollipop, with a fragile sugary center, but who in his right mind would actually think I am being serious?
I just want oh hang out, share my insecurities, learn how to be a real woman and just have funā¦you know fun.
:-"
=D>
philosophy and thinking does not interest me as all opinions are the same.
Hi this is John here.
I am new here. I have never visited this forum before. Let me thank to the webmaster for welcoming me here.
I am not cute or handsome but I love welcoming new ideas and applying experiences into lives. Thanks
Welcome to ILP John. 
Bot.
Gah I feel dirty now. 
Awww, arenāt you sweetā¦ and literally too 
Makes sense but I think I have an anti-vertigo type mindā¦ no matter how I am oriented I see things the sameā¦ I am looking inoutā¦ of course this causes problems when some one tells me to go rightā¦ i often go leftā¦
Er. Hi.
HI My name is Elizabeth ! Seems to be a really nice forum where one can share their beliefs and views on different matters Me too I read more than I talk but I hope to find some interesting things here
Abstractā¦
I have a vertigo kind of brain in which I am sent spinning sometimesā¦really 
If youāre seeing things as always the same, Abtract, then is your vision really working for you? Being that you are Abstract, do what most do when they are looking at an abstract painting? Go in only one directionā¦further and further and further back. The more distance you put between yourself and what youāre trying to see, the more clear and precise and in focus it becomes. Does that make any sense to you? 
I donāt know that is how i meant always the sameā¦ i mean that the earth can be above or below me either way I feel appropriately orientedā¦ I donāt know that what you said made senseā¦ I would think that I tend to look at such as a painting in many ways yet my natural perception is such to see things neither left nor right or both in recognition of relativity.
Hi Elizabeth, ignore the off topic rambling for the time being. Weāre happy to have you here.
off topic!? ā¦I donāt know what you are talking aboutā¦ 
But hello Elizabethā¦this is the best philosophy forumā¦a lot better than those first ones that pop up on Googleā¦ seriouslyā¦ those are too pretentiousā¦
This is a true free place for free minds.
Then why are you on a philosophy forum. 
Very true. this place doesnāt come up as a hit on Google for me, I had to find it by knowing someone who knew someone, who then posted.
No it isnāt? 
Philosophy is the study of the off topicā¦ IMO
I think it will show up on the 6th page or soā¦ or it did onceā¦
yes it is.
However you (we) all got hereā¦ welcome
I like to think of ILP as an elite/boutique-philosophy siteā¦ like all good clubs are these days 
Yeah I think youāre right, saved yourself there.
No it isnāt, I feel a Monty Python sketch coming on.
And quite Mags.