Just the plastic ones. Try that with a real woman and youâre likely to end up with a large lump on your forehead. Cast iron frying pans leave a pretty good dent.
Ah yes, wedded bliss⌠I do a bit of woodworking and I made rolling pins for every woman in the family - out of hard rock maple. I was amazed at how peaceful each household became and I didnât even include operating instructions. The girls seemed to intuitively know how to use them.
My Mom, actually. I had quite a smart-ass little mouth as a teenager, one day my Mom was doing dishes and I was firing off at the mouthâŚso she swung at it, I blocked, but it cost me two broken fingers!
How about some female imputâGeneralities, of course, but they seem to address mensâ needs as theyâve been shown around here.
Men canât be bothered with the âcreation of love,â they just want sex. Men like a little violence with sex, so they can be viewed as conquerors. A man goes from âflowerâ to âflowerâ, free as a bee to pollinate his âchosen flowers.â A man has no responsibility for the possible outcome of his sexual freedom, he leaves that all up to his female partner.
That would make you a non-machoshithead. Iâd bet you even like quiche. Quite possibly, youâve defined manhood with more than your small head, which would be a rarity among the denizens of ILP.
Women are pure Iâll have to remember that one next time Iâm in a gimp suit being whipped by a dominatrix whoâs simultaneously giving me a scrotal infusion of vinegar while several dozen people control my breathing and hence my orgasm intensity.
Women are as pure as men, society however has different rules for how women express themselves.
Bless, sheâs often trying to be better than her female nature suggests she should be. As long as she doesnât drive, operate heavy machinery, or become a high paid functioning member of society, thus endangering her ability to fire out children (boys preferably of innately higher caliber than girls), because if she does so she might be fired and rightly soâŚ
Now go put your knickers on and make us all a cup of tea.
Men desire both purity and defilement as far as I can see. One to moon after marry the other to fuck. I am pretty sure women have similar splits in their desires.
Youâre right, except I could never get the damned things to rise and ended up with an omelet. They still tasted good, but dammit, I wanted that frothy perfection - you know, like the perfect woman.
Do men still long for momma and are torn emotionally between desire for the virgin and the whore? Women have it easy. They bear us from womb to relationship. They can castrate with a look. See Billy Joelâs âSheâs Always a Woman to Me.â
Will somebody send me a good quiche recipe. I love to cook.
A college friend once made this stale remark, âI want to marry a blind, deaf and dumb nymphomaniac whose father owns a liquor store.â
Trevor, you are beyond help and hope.