How about some female imput–Generalities, of course, but they seem to address mens’ needs as they’ve been shown around here.
Men can’t be bothered with the ‘creation of love,’ they just want sex. Men like a little violence with sex, so they can be viewed as conquerors. A man goes from ‘flower’ to ‘flower’, free as a bee to pollinate his ‘chosen flowers.’ A man has no responsibility for the possible outcome of his sexual freedom, he leaves that all up to his female partner.
That would make you a non-machoshithead. I’d bet you even like quiche. Quite possibly, you’ve defined manhood with more than your small head, which would be a rarity among the denizens of ILP.
Women are pure I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m in a gimp suit being whipped by a dominatrix who’s simultaneously giving me a scrotal infusion of vinegar while several dozen people control my breathing and hence my orgasm intensity.
Women are as pure as men, society however has different rules for how women express themselves.
Bless, she’s often trying to be better than her female nature suggests she should be. As long as she doesn’t drive, operate heavy machinery, or become a high paid functioning member of society, thus endangering her ability to fire out children (boys preferably of innately higher caliber than girls), because if she does so she might be fired and rightly so…
Now go put your knickers on and make us all a cup of tea.
Men desire both purity and defilement as far as I can see. One to moon after marry the other to fuck. I am pretty sure women have similar splits in their desires.
You’re right, except I could never get the damned things to rise and ended up with an omelet. They still tasted good, but dammit, I wanted that frothy perfection - you know, like the perfect woman.
Do men still long for momma and are torn emotionally between desire for the virgin and the whore? Women have it easy. They bear us from womb to relationship. They can castrate with a look. See Billy Joel’s “She’s Always a Woman to Me.”
Will somebody send me a good quiche recipe. I love to cook.
A college friend once made this stale remark, “I want to marry a blind, deaf and dumb nymphomaniac whose father owns a liquor store.”
Trevor, you are beyond help and hope.
Incidentally Quiche was once peasant food, basically you just threw what you still had in a pie (after the lords had taken all your meat and decent produce) and hoped people didn’t get dropsy or the cantankerous humours. How times change.
No it makes you someone who is not partial to quiche. Maybe you were a Lord in a previous life. To be manly one would have to eat anything whilst on fire, and finish it in a dignified manner before they put you out, and of course then set yourself ablaze for second helpings. I don’t make the rules.
FIRE?? What the hell? A real man don’t need no stinking fire, he eat’s it RAW, preferably warm and dripping blood after ripping it from the body of his prey. Then he stands around burping and farting and bragging with his buddies how clever they were in the hunt and the kill. Fire? That was invented by wimmins to keep from dripping blood on their pretty aprons. Fuck all that cooking shit. be a REAL man and get out there and kill and eat. Quiche indeed…