Sex outside of marriage?

No, I was just kidding.

Sex is natural, marriage is not

According to the Bible, Adam and Eve were not married.

I have sex with people who are both married and not married, and to be honest, it feels about the same give or take. I don’t think the deviation between married and unmarried vaginas is as big as that between vaginas that have pumped out babies vs those that haven’t. Now sometimes the Dr. stitches it back up tighter than it was in the 1st place, which can be pretty cool, but that chick in particular wasn’t married, so I dunno. I’m confusing myself here. nevermind.

You have sex with married women?

Sometimes. I broke up w/ my girlfriend a few months ago, and since then I’ve got this one ho from college who’s married and all, but she stops by on sunday mornings before she goes to work, after she leaves the husband then just does me till around 9am then I go back to sleep. It’s great man.

That’s… terrible.

Don’t blame him, blame the married woman. He’s not doing anything wrong. If it wasn’t him, it’d be someone else.

I blame 'em both, it takes two to tango… or commit adultery.

What if both are consenting and informed of the other’s intentions?

It’s called a condom.

If I’m a single dude and a girl comes to my house to get some weed, then has sex with me, then turns around and sets it up as a regular thing, that probably just means her husband isn’t giving her enough attention. I’d blame him.

If he likes monogamy then he made a poor choice in a mate I’ll admit that.

I’ve been conducting some research, over the last 15 years or so, and my finding so far is that monogamy doesn’t exist. I think that maybe, at some point in history, there was a time when people were monogamous, but like the dinosaurs, and black and white tv, and the American dream, those days are gone.

nah I’d say it varies, some people are monogomous, some go with a few choice people( either polymory or serial monogomy), and others just aren’t monogomous in the slightest.

I try to ust stick w/ a few choice people, unless the opportunity to fuck someone else presents itself, in which case, I would probably do it as long as they’re not fat or ugly.

Sure, blame the guy. A girl cheats on her husband, and it’s his fault. Obvious!

Thank you. I’m glad someone can be reasonable here.

Maybe the girl feels awkward having sex with the dog in the room. If only the guy could overcome his abandonment issues…

I don’t have a dog, or pets of any kind. My sinuses wouldn’t have it.

I still maintain that if she were not cheating on her husband with Smears, then she would be cheating on her husband with someone else. I would say that people from either gender are either disposed to cheating on their spouses, or they are not. It’s really just a question of when with respect to people so disposed, for Smears to decline would be for him to merely put off the inevitable.

She’s probably running around on her husband with more people than just Smears, anyway.