http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machias_Seal_Island
I don't think the island is legally either country's island by default.... so I should be able to just land, entrench myself in a pillbox, and fly a flag with my head on it, declaring myself king of it.
http://www.sealandgov.org/history
Only way there will be a scuffle is if Canada storms my position. If so, then it means Canada will be a imperialistic power, out to conquer new lands.
I can sell the fishing rights to the highest bidder. Licenses half off if you dump Mercury into my coastal waters.
I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
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I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Contra-Nietzsche » Wed May 23, 2012 7:47 am
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Stoic Guardian » Wed May 23, 2012 8:22 am
Will you rename it? Make your own Coat of Arms?
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Contra-Nietzsche » Wed May 23, 2012 9:02 am
Nope..... I am a remarkably lazy monarch.
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Stoic Guardian » Wed May 23, 2012 9:04 am
Jeez...
"it is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows."- Epictetus
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Stoic Guardian » Wed May 23, 2012 9:06 am
So it's a monarchy...and your not going to have a Coat of arms!?
I mean you don't have to be a monarch to have a coat of arms, but monarchies are known for their extensive use of coat of arms.
I mean you don't have to be a monarch to have a coat of arms, but monarchies are known for their extensive use of coat of arms.
"it is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows."- Epictetus
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Contra-Nietzsche » Wed May 23, 2012 9:14 am
I'll wear a coat, will that make you happy?
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Stoic Guardian » Wed May 23, 2012 9:34 am
What like Napoleons grey trench coat?
Could you make me a Marshal and then establish the "Royal Armies of the Kingdom of Machias Seal Island".
I'm sure you'll be disconent wondering why all these guys followed you there.
We're scoping out against canadians in preporation for our Transformation into the "Imperial of Armies of the Kingdom of Machias Seal Island"...
Did the joke finally run it's course, I think so...
I just wanted an excuse to post this painting that I really liked.
Could you make me a Marshal and then establish the "Royal Armies of the Kingdom of Machias Seal Island".
I'm sure you'll be disconent wondering why all these guys followed you there.
We're scoping out against canadians in preporation for our Transformation into the "Imperial of Armies of the Kingdom of Machias Seal Island"...
Did the joke finally run it's course, I think so...
I just wanted an excuse to post this painting that I really liked.
Last edited by Stoic Guardian on Wed May 23, 2012 5:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"it is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows."- Epictetus
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Leitmotif » Wed May 23, 2012 2:34 pm
Contra-Nietzsche wrote:Nope..... I am a remarkably lazy monarch.
It would seem so, judging by your choice of crown...
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Tab » Wed May 23, 2012 3:43 pm
Take out a huge loan from the IMF. For infra-structure of course. Then spend it on hookers. And helicopters for hookers.
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Stoic Guardian » Wed May 23, 2012 5:03 pm
Yeah what happend to storming SA? Theres no women on this island!
"it is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows."- Epictetus
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Stoic Guardian » Wed May 23, 2012 5:04 pm
Cat Crown...
"it is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows."- Epictetus
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Contra-Nietzsche » Wed May 23, 2012 5:24 pm
I wonder what kind of hookers Maine has.
And no.... I am not bringing a bunch of guys onto the island..... this island gonna have a strict don't ask, don't tell policy so long as there are no women on it.... population has to be atleast 25, 13 of which are females, before gayhood can be open. Cause I don't want my butt being tapped.
Honestly, if only guys come, there be more cock fishing than cod fishing.
You might wanna look into the Marine Corps if that's what your after. There is a reason why they were so resistive to the end of don't ask, don't tell.
And no.... I am not bringing a bunch of guys onto the island..... this island gonna have a strict don't ask, don't tell policy so long as there are no women on it.... population has to be atleast 25, 13 of which are females, before gayhood can be open. Cause I don't want my butt being tapped.
Honestly, if only guys come, there be more cock fishing than cod fishing.
You might wanna look into the Marine Corps if that's what your after. There is a reason why they were so resistive to the end of don't ask, don't tell.
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Stoic Guardian » Wed May 23, 2012 5:31 pm
No I never had a large interest to join the Marines. But I thought the Navy was more infamous for that kind of behavior.
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"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by SIATD v2 » Wed May 23, 2012 5:45 pm
As per usual, the British are WAY ahead of the Americans:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Stoic Guardian » Wed May 23, 2012 6:11 pm
"As per usual"?
Pffft
*aside to CN* The brits got a flag and a coat of arms, are you gonna let a brit upstage you?
Pffft
*aside to CN* The brits got a flag and a coat of arms, are you gonna let a brit upstage you?
"it is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows."- Epictetus
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
"Generally speaking, the way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
“If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.” - Norman Thomas
"Wars are to be won with swords and spears, not with rice and salt."- Uesegi Kenshin
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Contra-Nietzsche » Wed May 23, 2012 6:45 pm
Yes.
And I already linked the Principality of Sealand earlier in the post. I talked to some guys when I was in the army about all heading out there on leave with some tranquilizer guns and conquer the country and make it our own, giving one another titles and stuff while the sovereign is tied up, however, they changed international law in the 80s and now man made structures can't be recognized as sovereign states. Sucks for the characters in Waterworld.
And I already linked the Principality of Sealand earlier in the post. I talked to some guys when I was in the army about all heading out there on leave with some tranquilizer guns and conquer the country and make it our own, giving one another titles and stuff while the sovereign is tied up, however, they changed international law in the 80s and now man made structures can't be recognized as sovereign states. Sucks for the characters in Waterworld.
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by SIATD v2 » Thu May 24, 2012 2:43 pm
Stoic Guardian wrote:"As per usual"?
Pffft
When it comes to eccentric old gits, the UK leads the world. Yorkshire is to mad old gits what East L.A. is to ethnic minority gangs...
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by Tab » Thu May 24, 2012 6:26 pm
And 'ding'
I'm from York.
I'm from York.
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Re: I'm thinking about invading Machias Seal Island
by SIATD v2 » Thu May 24, 2012 8:42 pm
See? SEE?
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