I bless everybody in the name of Satan in this thread. Speak Satan’s name six hundred and sixty six times, then ye shall be annointed unded the dark prince.
Hail Satan! All hail the morning star and the fallen one!
10 a day is fine. On the seventh day if you sacrifice a kitten on a hilltop in Satan’s name you will be rewared with a female horned demon with a spiked tale of red skinned flesh who will make sweet love to you in your dreams. Ye, the gifts of Satan are many.
What is god? God is when you really want something, but doesn’t happen, because he’s the fucker ignoring you. This is where Satan helps you in his absence because he doesn’t ignore by comparison. Hail Satan!
Gib - “Count”? Non capisco, mi dispiace. I get the feeling you’re talking about an angry girlfriend or something. No, this God has not revealed its name. I suppose, since I created it, that I might baptize it at one point.
Tyr - no, it’s not Satan. For one thing, the name Satan is already claimed. My God is not a rebel, he has no history of being restrained by another God. Satan is only cool because he’s the Jewish Gods naughty kid brother. He’s not original.
This has not been my experience (I would never enter my head to ask a God or other magical being for favors), but there are many Satanists, so maybe for some it’s true.
What has Satan done for you? I mean the stuff that’s fit to publish here…
In my mind is hall. On one side of the hall is a door with a sign above it that says “reality”. Opposite that door, on the other side of the hall, is a door with a sign above it that says “fantasy”. I encountered this daemon behind the door marked “fantasy”. I try to keep these doors separate.