How about a $500 starbucks giftcard, and I get to tie you up for a weekend and use you however I want in a room, pooring hot candle wax all over you and spanking you with a horsecrop?
There are hookers on backpage and craigslist who pretend to be maids but are obviously just whores. Basically, they do their ads that way so that if they show up at a sting operation they can just be like, “shit man I was just coming to clean the room nothing illegal about that”. But actually, they’re whores. What’s really fun to do is to call em up and have em come over thinking they’re gonna get some, and then actually make em clean your house.
The dog isn’t wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldn’t look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. It’s unbecoming of a woman.
Hey, don’t insult the beautiful beast. I think it’s fur is gorgeous and a nice bronze color (I think).
Look at the likes of you - always walking around with a cat on your head.