There are hookers on backpage and craigslist who pretend to be maids but are obviously just whores. Basically, they do their ads that way so that if they show up at a sting operation they can just be like, âshit man I was just coming to clean the room nothing illegal about thatâ. But actually, theyâre whores. Whatâs really fun to do is to call em up and have em come over thinking theyâre gonna get some, and then actually make em clean your house.
The dog isnât wearing lounge pants, it is merely lounging. You shouldnât look at a hairy mutt dog on a couch, and take fashion inspiration from it. Itâs unbecoming of a woman.
Hey, donât insult the beautiful beast. I think itâs fur is gorgeous and a nice bronze color (I think).
Look at the likes of you - always walking around with a cat on your head.
The first one does. Heâs expecting something.
The second image looks like heâs already played too much catch. Heâs pleasantly exhausted and asleep.