Beats

Thats pretty convincing. You actually resemble Ice Cube somewhat in physiological comportment. We could get a rapgroup together. PWA.

If we had an opportunity to make music together, I certainly wouldn’t want to spend it making rap music. Once in a while we could do one, but not routinely. So you know what that means: you boys better learn how to play an instrument other than the skin flute.

I play and arrange all melodies, no sequence in any of the beats is sampled. Only components, single, somethings double notes, chords in the sample beats. Also I can sing much better than I can rap. I play decent rums and a bit of guitar and saxophone.

Scratch that.

If I had the opportunity to make only rap music with you guys, or no music, I would take the rap music but on one condition: it would have to incorporate some kind of parodying into it. It would have to be critical of rap music in the form of rap music, but better. This is called the Zappa effect.

Merely the thought of thinking of you, Pezer and me on stage or in a video together rapping gives me fits of laughter, so yeah trust me, I know where we stand.

Eminem made it impossible for white people to rap without self parodying anyway -our schtick would inevitably be that we are far nuttier than Eminem. We could probably pass as pikeys.

I fucking hate pikeys

yeah but atleest well getus a caravan!

A really simple beat from the factory sound. I personally like the quacky rhythm.
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/simplebeat1

here’s a pretty empty one with a funky bassline that could be made into something. The flutes are terrible.
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/bohemian-groove

And here is a kind of porn soundtrack with a happy ending.
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/loopoftheday1

None of these beats have a hook or a chorus, so it would make a very repetitive song, if you are expecting us to add rap or instrumentals to this. One of them also has clipping issues. What soundfont did you use?

i don’t know what kind of porn you be watchin’, maybe ‘Mech-Girls Gone Wild’ windows 95 dos edition?

Some of them have hooks, sort of, but most do not, I am very bad at song structure, especially on the machine I have now, which just does not permit for any real editing, I just have to record lines and then use a wheel to turn them of and on one by one in the arrangement. Pretty much impossible to do right.

Clipping issues, I have no idea … you might mean roughly cut samples.
Sound font? No idea. What kind of software is that relevant for? I do need to learn to use Ableton or something.

Some more ancient beats out of 8 bit samples:

soundcloud.com/fixedcross/amanda
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/beat-swazi
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/metaalmoeheid
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/appels … oie-bessen
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/vechtmachine
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/wit-raam

Some factory sound beats:

soundcloud.com/fixedcross/arcanum
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/beat-doekies
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/bertke
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/kaas
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/hazard
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/baal
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/esther
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/kill
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/doom-loop
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/zandbak
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/warmerdam

I’m very much aware none of these are real songs. They do all contain some melodic or rhythmic ideas that I like.

Some raps. I the second mc in the first and the third in the second.
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/de-opzet-rap
soundcloud.com/fixedcross/in-de-kribbe

audiomack.com/song/fixed-cross/ … rabbithole

HAHAHA
just retrieved my first english rap. All the way before Canada.
vocaroo.com/i/s0EYoZ28QEH5
(This is to an Eminem beat plus a whole slew of samples from David Letterman and Madonna and more)

And heres a beat I made with my friend the Brazilian Machine behind the Trillion Keys,
that is to say I was doing the melody and he the percussions, which he was just learning, having only just acquired an MPC.

That was a good summer. A truckload of work from these weeks got lost but this one survived.

vocaroo.com/i/s1BY1jv1jxh2

In fact, the MPC crashed and we didn’t have a save file of the arrangement, but we made this provisory recording just before.

freestyle

soundcloud.com/taurusvision/fix … own-a-tank

(c) 2017
Wolf Child

I listened to the first two.
I like them a lot.
Thank you for uploading.
Sorry that I did not participate earlier.
I didn’t know you had uploads like this.

Im all about the uploads… pathetically so, most of then have completely negligible view count
But I do it to have a library for myself too. Just recording life.
Ive got about 15 youtube accounts and a bunch of audio accounts here and there as well in the jungle.
Thats how I see the web viscerally, as a jungle. Though it dries up when I am not uploading.

Heres the latest sound cloud account, I used this for the rap battle between Carleas and me.
soundcloud.com/taurusvision

ANCIENT TRIUMPHALISM
sclk.co/r/s4ya83

8 Megalomane Tranen
voca.ro/mcVTqfUDu1O

Acid Like
voca.ro/1BOYJ9DIwe1

Ah Brotha Zurko
voca.ro/6IzegjTSLp2

Aint no thugs in muh street
voca.ro/mvysLCx8htS

All Business
voca.ro/73ZVmJFlBr6

All on it
voca.ro/5fvD8iiEq0Y

Another Type of Gangster Altogether
voca.ro/dkcEeB7OmvA

Aphrodite
voca.ro/dnhwmDgzQSB

Auspicious
voca.ro/1zdl1h0QGS9

Authenticity
voca.ro/n39oaMhIWlW

Bad
voca.ro/8YOwpqKKgJN

Beagle in the Sea
voca.ro/lWo5zquu96t

Chick from Bolivia
voca.ro/8NYBuJYh66S

Chick in a Bentley
voca.ro/8NYBuJYh66S

Crazy
vocaroo.com/fPS3NDpnKB4

Bitch all you gotta do is sweat
vocaroo.com/aADIQkP0mEA

Thirst for it
voca.ro/8PRDYbLpz0Q

3 Galaxies Removed
voca.ro/eqz2M9vqFGA

Beast
voca.ro/2RCTaK4Af0v

Beats Lars
voca.ro/9iVdj6nK7zd

Bling
voca.ro/8BW3ZMpB9kq

Blue Grease
voca.ro/d3vcRXT8rwt

Blues Meth
voca.ro/92r2QC7GGZJ

Break Gaps
voca.ro/93Bb9g5Mm4Q

By the head of Zeus
voca.ro/e0seYawRdFi

Cant take to Sleep
voca.ro/5zQsTQU3QLm

Capable of Demonstration 2
voca.ro/m0TbnD1tgas

Capable of Demonstration 3
voca.ro/lyIz9YHNnJX

Chapter of Eve
voca.ro/6PNcfmt87mT

CJS
voca.ro/kraoYpcxaAs

Collegial Gait
voca.ro/hcgtnO3q5Mh

Day
voca.ro/oL9qzve4INP

De Grote Baas
voca.ro/mMxWtEpaZta

Deer
voca.ro/5Rmb74HP0Ga

Dikke Beat
voca.ro/9WAvq9zrtW1

Dit is Holland
voca.ro/mkoL4Xh7eZF

Do it the way I say
voca.ro/3mnNtUrcGit

Done fucked up
voca.ro/o6mfiNqrUh4

The Projectt
voca.ro/7EGqjwxJQtd

Dope
voca.ro/lpStCdrGcir

Dragonheart
voca.ro/kS40awL7JSx

Dragstrip it
voca.ro/ngrGmoLNgNp

Dunder
voca.ro/b2bhvhCLf98

Eagle in the Sky instrumental
voca.ro/tPPduJqcOSW

Evolutionary Filth
voca.ro/dMk26HDZ2N4

River City Ransom
voca.ro/ghKpvqXIq5Q

Garluci
vocaroo.com/5REa0uda914

Geldebeest
voca.ro/32kZYn3f0Pg

Enjoy the Beat
voca.ro/8CsnQjtkXZz

Get Ready
voca.ro/oegVLWBCQSl

Hard Groove
voca.ro/fMuHYjQ7uiY

Inner me sample
voca.ro/9OPAdwyZSCx

ILP rap battle round 1
voca.ro/b9V1Z2q1hVT

Jaap
voca.ro/d18NNXsQK7e

Punapalassara
voca.ro/fPp4AFbc0j9

Martinique
voca.ro/5x0T6DUuMMU

Jah Brotha
voca.ro/4ITuCS4JiIb

Just a beat
voca.ro/az7Whkn1G6M

Leroy growed his weed
voca.ro/hEcnnBH7zLq

Klokje
voca.ro/ffaM0H60CQf

Kroon
voca.ro/ow3zxzuoO54

rust belt metal
voca.ro/fbr2wW6Iv7Y

Mad Max Bedouine
voca.ro/4hztl1qpSWN

Mourning for a lost beat
voca.ro/8E24hcQhVPD

Sketch
voca.ro/bOv0XY7jfRk

naw man straw man
voca.ro/7AR3mAfAWYt

Night with no moon
voca.ro/gMECRA83tSL

No Abe
voca.ro/5inPEIK61Zp

Norsemen
voca.ro/moylq34ABiq

Pawn Forward instrumental
voca.ro/cWsvPr9MSp1

Philosophers Club
voca.ro/5wkE1BeG7o7

Radicalizzzze
voca.ro/4IRSRHb7zp9

Radnerick
voca.ro/nOmTJ2ZCmHf

Raidho
voca.ro/kkqrXzXv5ru

Rain
voca.ro/g3djclkGClz

Ramon
voca.ro/7clQTgOoAZa

Rubicon
voca.ro/cilNaLtcSvl

Science of Party Basics
voca.ro/ajmbWj2IucP

Sinterklaas
vocaroo.com/iUt9f0aBCEC

Sleazeball
voca.ro/9VFetjxsCuY

Slow beat
voca.ro/nzZyxjaAQJP

Smoke in the Fire
voca.ro/jXXUfiFEPE6

Drink with no name
vocaroo.com/oUhXNC8N6fO

Stoeipapa
voca.ro/oU7BTfDC5fJ

Tabernac
voca.ro/9AwC6AYtLoY

Tight ass rabbithole
voca.ro/dmVgVSoDrFw

Blowback
voca.ro/oQFs38ovd23

Black Window
voca.ro/oVyexZkn0A0

Chariot
voca.ro/d1h5C4dqzll

Zulu
voca.ro/kbyx7eHPDEU

Synthy bounce
voca.ro/asiLAiKZndg

Ocre Noon
voca.ro/8nImwXl8ixC

Silky business
voca.ro/3FEzRZTW0R2

Aphro
voca.ro/l4r4eWdOByq

De Waanzin
voca.ro/nGheMKPEcF0

De Dijkbreuk
voca.ro/2TrPu37mtTC

Old Kraut
voca.ro/e4f0SMcfeIU

Organ soul
voca.ro/mCKz0tCQH0i

Sky
voca.ro/2rK1585PsIx

Parking garage
voca.ro/6Xag47PEsh7