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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:45 am

mr reasonable wrote:
HaHaHa wrote:I hate the assholes that invented menthol cigarettes. Turkish tobacco, accept no substitutes.


What about the old camel turkish jade? Those were both menthol and turkish.


You're right, I should of said non menthol turkish tobacco.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:00 am

Do they still make those?
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:23 am

mr reasonable wrote:Do they still make those?


Yes.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:29 am

In other news Deutsche Bank is undergoing structural financial problems where it could go the way of Lehman Bros before the next year out. Stay tuned to everything is Skittles shitting unicorns puking out rainbows where everything is awesome news with yours truly The Joker as your broadcaster.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:04 am

Yesterday being that I am staying in town again I almost had to take this guy out with a metal baseball to the face.

I had to repeatively warn him what would happen if he challenged me. The guy around town is infamous for starting fights with everybody on the street and getting his ass handed to him every single time.

Some dumb people just do not learn I guess.

If he messes with me anymore it will end very badly for him.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:12 am

Stayed in the cabin up in the mountains for one day and then had to come back to town again as a horrible snow blizzard came in the area. I ran out of wood and without the ability to use my landlord's chainsaw that makes me shit out of luck in temperatures of -25 degrees. An axe simply won't cut it anymore.

So, I am staying at a shelter here in town temporarily with the usual street rift raft getting various things done this week.

Today I'll probably go to hospital for some more anti biotic pills I need for this ongoing toothache.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:26 am

Good news and bad news as of late for myself.

The good news is that the wonderful state of Wyoming is going to pay for my schooling this summer.

The bad news is that they seem to want to do Jack - Shit in helping me find a job or viable transportation to get around in order to look for one. This puts me in a very vulnerable and desperate situation of course.

The plan now is to wait on my tax returns of a possible $4000.00 and buy a cheap affordable used car with it.

The only problem with this is that there is a good chance I have to wait another thirty five days to collect. *sighs*

Thirty five days of waiting where I am totally broke and pennyless not to mention also all out of tobacco or cigarettes. #-o
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:02 pm

I am really looking forward to 2017, well except the fact of actually turning thirty years in age and that dreaded human condition also known as turning middle aged. =;


No, I am looking forward to 2017 because the global economy is really going to take a nose swan dive over a cliff taking the United States down with it. I hate this nation and the large majority of idiots that inhabit this place.

2017-2020, the years when the global dark age begins. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain......

I am so ready for blood to boil over into the streets. =D> I've waited such a long time for the opportunity to finally put my skills to the test.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:00 pm

The markets started this morning with massive selling of Deutsche Bank shares today.

Here's to hoping for a European market collapse before the day is over. :evilfun:
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:14 pm

Wechseln Sie Ficker!


Springen Sie Ficker!
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:09 pm

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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:11 pm

Fucking beautiful......


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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:16 pm

When the share price drops like that and picks back up as it has on that chart, and you're talking about a company like a huge bank, it's probably just institutional investors downgrading the stock so that they can scoop up the shares on the cheap. RIch getting richer. Make no mistake.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:19 pm

mr reasonable wrote:When the share price drops like that and picks back up as it has on that chart, and you're talking about a company like a huge bank, it's probably just institutional investors downgrading the stock so that they can scoop up the shares on the cheap. RIch getting richer. Make no mistake.


We shall see. It's still a long time between now and 3:30
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:20 pm

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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:27 pm

HaHaHa wrote:
mr reasonable wrote:When the share price drops like that and picks back up as it has on that chart, and you're talking about a company like a huge bank, it's probably just institutional investors downgrading the stock so that they can scoop up the shares on the cheap. RIch getting richer. Make no mistake.


We shall see. It's still a long time between now and 3:30


Trust me man, the bank isn't going down.
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:28 pm

Where's the 64 trillion dollars of derivative exposure located? :evilfun: :lol:
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:30 pm

mr reasonable wrote:
HaHaHa wrote:
mr reasonable wrote:When the share price drops like that and picks back up as it has on that chart, and you're talking about a company like a huge bank, it's probably just institutional investors downgrading the stock so that they can scoop up the shares on the cheap. RIch getting richer. Make no mistake.


We shall see. It's still a long time between now and 3:30


Trust me man, the bank isn't going down.



That's what they said about Lehman Bros, Bear Sterns, Enron, Roman Empire, and etc........
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:48 pm

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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 4:52 pm

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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:11 pm

The future......

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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:18 pm

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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:36 pm

Seven trillion dollars worth of global bonds have gone into negative territory this week alone. :evilfun:
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:42 pm

Just ten days ago, in the aftermath of the BOJ's -0.1% NIRP announcement, we reported that after more than one year after the ECB unleashed NIRP, the total number of government bonds with negative yields to a staggering $3 trillion, a number which nearly doubled overnight to $5.5 trillion.

Overnight in a historic event, the latest consequence of the BOJ losing control, the yield on Japan's 10Y JGB dropped below zero for the first time, in the process joining Switzerland as the only other country (for now) with a NIRPing benchmark 10Y treasury.

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And, as Bloomberg calculates, this means that as of this moment, $7 trillion or about 30% of all sovereign bonds, are yielding negative rates, implying "investors" have to pay governments for the privilege of holding their money. It also means that in the past 10 days a record $1.5 trillion in global treasurys have gone from having a plus to a minus sign in front of their yield.

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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-0 ... lds?page=1
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Re: Theater Of The Absurd

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:59 pm

I'm feeling so very happy this morning watching the mass panic of nations across the globe. =D> :lol:

I love the smell of mass panic, fear, and hysteria in the morning. :evilfun:
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