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At The Bar.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:04 pm

I'm currently at the bar trying to get drunk. On my first drink now.

I'll report my progress here as I go on overtime.
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:16 pm

Second shot of Vodka. Still not drunk yet.
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Arminius » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:19 pm

HaHaHa wrote:I'm currently at the bar trying to get drunk. On my first drink now.

I'll report my progress here as I go on overtime.

Cheers!
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Arminius » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:21 pm

HaHaHa wrote:Second shot of Vodka. Still not drunk yet.

:wink:

Are you listening to music now?
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:28 pm

Arminius wrote:
HaHaHa wrote:Second shot of Vodka. Still not drunk yet.

:wink:

Are you listening to music now?


No, just zoning out wishing I was on another planet. Cheers.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:29 pm

Third shot of Vodka. No effect. Not There yet.
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Arminius » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:32 pm

HaHaHa wrote:
Arminius wrote:
HaHaHa wrote:Second shot of Vodka. Still not drunk yet.

:wink:

Are you listening to music now?


No, just zoning out wishing I was on another planet. Cheers.

A bar without music?

:-k

Where are you?
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:37 pm

A bar without music?

:-k

Where are you?


There's music I'm just not paying attention to it. I am in my own little world....
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:37 pm

Fourth shot.
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Arminius » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:42 pm

HaHaHa wrote:
A bar without music?

:-k

Where are you?


There's music I'm just not paying attention to it. I am in my own little world....

Ah, yes. I see.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:43 pm

Fifth shot.
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:44 pm

Sixth shot. Double shot....
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:58 pm

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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:59 pm

Tenth shot.....
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Arminius » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:02 am

Okay ....
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:07 am

Twelfth shot. Feeling slightly buzzed....
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Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:13 am

Fourteenth shot. Get kinda tipsy now. Not quite thoroughly drunk though.
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:21 am

Seventeenn shotss...getting there
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Arminius » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:22 am

What time is it?
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:25 am

Arminius wrote:What time is it?


It's 5'oclock somewhere!
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Arminius » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:26 am

Here it is 12:26 am.

Are you feeling okay now?
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Mictlantecuhtli » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:26 am

Ahhhh, fuck, I've lost count. Shitttt.........


Goodnight EVerybody!
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby Arminius » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:33 am

Goodnight!

(*Hickup*)
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby MagsJ » Tue Mar 15, 2016 2:11 am

Best way to get drunk is on an empty stomach, and doubles are always recommended;)
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Re: At The Bar.

Postby The Golden Turd » Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:57 am

He is going to end up tied to the inside of a barn naked, with a pissed off gay mormon whipping him. Always starts this way, gotta stay away from Wyoming.
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