Only in your own homosexual fantasies Turd. 
Yes.
Have you ever wanted to see a clown drunk? 
sighs This is why I hardly ever get intoxicated…Happens extremely rarely.
His closetness is showing and growing. Almost all of his new posts have the topic of penises or male nudity in it.
He’s coming out of the closet. Broke Back Turd Mountain. 
Hahaha.
How are you?
broke back dirt bike mounting
Nursing a hangover. Other than that, I’m fine.
Caused by how many shots of Vodka?
Okay. That is the main thing.
^^^ arm…you better be a woman…
I lost count after eighteen.
Yes. … Tomorrow I will be “at the bar” too. 
After last night suffice it to say I will not be drinking again anytime soon.
Sure. 
So we have to wait with posting here till then, because we do not want to derail this thread.
We’ll keep this thread open just in case I start drinking again.
Agreed.
Would that potential drunk clown be you by any chance? Even one drink on an empty stomach can send one into slurred rhetoric, so I get your point 
Yes, it was.