I'm Enduring Health Problems.

The first sign that I had an intolerance to ‘something’ was the crazy pain I would get about 15 minutes after eating my scrambled eggs breakfast, so I had the eggs without the salt or milk added and I was fine… with the salt only back in, not fine… with the milk only back in, not fine. Salt, dairy, and granulated sugar present symptoms within minutes… near most other things within 12 to 24 hours, so…

try changing your salt to an unprocessed flaked sea salt version… if your fine after having it in your usual meals, then the culprit was the salt.

try having some dairy on its own… if your fine after 20 minutes after having it, then the culprit was not the dairy.

same with granulated sugar… if you have it that is.

I wouldn’t use antiacids and any gut medication if I was you, as they can make things worse. Test those 3 things, separately of course, and you will instantly know if it is or isn’t any one of them. If it isn’t then the culprit has to be something else in the meal that is used in cooking if this happens after every single meal.

He has been adding potassium to his diet. Careful Magsj, his problems are real.

Is this a ‘troll Mags Sunday’ kinda day? Am I supposed to be getting more and more upset with each and every troll post you make to me? Am I?

Those are the 3 main culprits in causing instant gut ache, so Merlin would well do best to test them, of which the results would be fairly instant… any good doctor would advise the same. You and SM are right about not self-medicating at this point.

Exactly.

I’m with turd. It’s probably penis cancer or something worse.

Also, it’s completely illegal to order that antibiotic without a prescription. The site may allow it, but you can go to jail.

Unless you have a 10¢ fish, then absolutely jack shit can legally be done to you.

Just keep the fish receipt after you flush the fucker down the toilet, in case the ATF raids you.

I have 2 fish tanks.

I’m going to tell these Syrian people I know who just moved here that when their kids get sick in America that the best thing to do is give them amoxicillin from the pet store. I’ve been getting a lot of kicks out of explaining to them what’s happening to them now that they’re in the US. Their daughter who’s about 4 or 5 fell and got a hairline fracture in her arm and had to get a cast, and this dude comes to me and in the kind of English you’d speak if you’d only been here 3 months and never spoke it before said, "Man…I go…hospital, and my daughter, her arm hurt…and cast…and they say 8000 dollars man…

And I reply to him, “Welcome to America! You got your first bill that you can’t pay! That’s ok though, about 80 percent of people here can’t pay their bills, so this is normal. Ignore it for 5 years and never speak to them, never make a payment, and make sure to use your cousin’s address on your driver’s license so you can’t be subpoenaed at home and after 5 years it goes away. Credit card same thing, but 7 years.”

He looks at me with his mind blown.

Then you can order twice the amount, showoff.

WTF…are you serious?

What do the poor people do?

We die.

Geeez, is Trump going to introduce a health system to rectify this? If he does I salute him.

Says he is.

I’m watching Crocodile Dundee 3

Mr, $8000.00? Reality was lost in translation.

:laughing:

That will give you enduring health probs.

I used to watch Crocodile Dundee every morning when I was a kid on VHS, would wake up 4:00 AM and play it, with my mom screaming to stop.

But I got this weird memory of him on a cliff, falling to his death, then another Crocodile Dundee in a samurai robe comes out, saying that was the fake croc, and he was the real one.

I don’t get it, so am watching this. I’m not seeing how him in a Wendy’s ordering food in LA gets to that scene though.

Stay out of that Texas Bar Crocodile!

This coming from a closet syphilis sufferer…

I’m happy to report that I’m feeling better. I’m 75% certain that I’m suffering from a stomach ulcer and am taking medicine to rectify the symptoms.

Many do daily…