White women's days are numbered..

I think it’s a statement about society, not obese men or women.

So, we are all agreed now Pandora is wrong about everything?

No.

Why would you even say this?

No, that would mean we’re all friends (excluding Pandora). I cannot allow that to happen.

This is why the League of Nations ultimately failed.

Why, 'cause they couldn’t agree that Pandora was wrong?

That’s a poetic way of putting it, yet is remarkable spot on.

Well, I think the Venus figurines will testify otherwise. Fat women were synonymous with fertility and abundance. Even today, some traditional cultures still practice fatting up brides before marriage. A man who has a fat wife was seen as someone who is able to provide for her.

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Even Rubens made that point when he painted full figured wealthy women.

Fine, Pandora, mankind will just give up and worship fat chicks and go extinct.

Happy now? You killed the human race.

Interesting.

If fat women were once adored, then what happened? What caused them to now be repulsive and slender women to be desirable?

Competition.

Larger populations lead to better health relative to others, and the old incest bonus of having to fuck your sister or first cousin because they were all you had access to started to fade as village culture expanded. You didn’t have to fuck your goitered 400 pound, pug nosed sister anymore. Genetic diversity really helps here.

Only other great ape who fuvks chubby partners are orangutans, and that’s because they live in drought prone enviroments. Women get sexually excited by tropical vacations, and it is usually young attractive women filling those airports at Honolulu. They will go alone if no man takes them.

I tried chubby chasing once, met this girl called Emma in the center of the city, she was quite easily the fattest girl in the city at that particular time. Took her for a few drinks, she was friendly and her personality strangely matched mine, we got along very well…As mid night approached, i thought to myself I’m not sure I can go through with this, I had to convince myself it would be like some kind of porn movie and be a good experience for me.

So, then she offered if I wanted to go back to her apartment, I reluctantly agreed. When I got to her room, she started to take her clothes off, she had a dress on with like leggings underneath, as she took the dress off a whole bunch of fat fell out, I was thinking, Oh shit!..then as she took her leggings off more fat fell out because they were ones that went up to her stomach…it was gross, but thought hhmm maybe i can still hit it…i was trying to be extremely opened minded…

I told her i like a girl’s ass and i wanted to do doggy, so she took her panties off and laid on the bed stomach down, she looked back at me and said “have at it”…her ass was full of red spots, probably from eating too much sugar…so i was thinking there’s no way im hitting that…

So i said, you know I just get a blow job or something, so she started to suck my cock half assedly like all girls they do, then she said go down on me now, i was like nah i’m ok thanks, she was like “noooo! you will, because i gave you a blow job”…so she laid on her back and opened her legs, her meat hole was buried beneath layers of fat, so i started to dig…then i see all white stuff (sperm?) on her vagina, it was gross, so i said i’ll just finger you…her clitoris was like a apple seed size, smallest i ever seen, probably common with fat chix, so then im sticking two fingers in really hard, not particularly enjoying it, just reciprocating…then when i pulled my fingers out, blood spurts…she handed me tissues to wipe it…

Yeah it was gross, and im pretty sure her boobs were like 89% fat too!

I decided to stay over as it was too late to leave anyway, when 6am came I decided to get up and put my clothes on, so she decided to as well, as i was walking down the stairs she was behind me putting her coat on, so i said where you going she said, to the local shop…I was like ok, cool, ill go with you and get a can of coke as i was kinda tired.

As we entered, she picked up a shopping basket and started to fill it up with chocolate, crisps and fizzy drinks to the point the basket was overflowing…we went to the checkout and the chocolates was falling off on to the counter…the Asian shop keeper was looking at me like wtf! and shaking his head…I grabbed my coke and dashed!..

I was laughing all the way home…that was the last time and only time I ever attempted a fat girl

:puke-left: :puke-right: White stuff? Why in the hell was she bleeding and not alarmed? WTF! Thanks for freaking me out MP.

Ummm.

Okay, let’s just backtrack to the blow job. Did you sprout a fucking cock out of your vagina when this was happening? Cause I know you don’t have a cock, and giving head to a dildo has to be just about the least exciting thing in the world, and I wouldn’t think just cause she sucked on a wooden knob that you be required to do anything…

What, am I wrong? Did you figure out a way to grow new cocks? I’m sorry for being insensitive or a caveman who doesn’t get shit, old fashion… but you need one to get either a BJ or do Doggy. Maybe someone can pull be aside and explain how this shit works.

The girl was on her period and she asked you to go down on her? Wow, classy!

Yeah, good point. Manni, I remember you once asked me to touch your wet vagina (or something to that effect). Now we know the truth. You’re still a she though.

:puke-huge: MP couldn’t see that she was already ragging? Feminine products are noticeable, strings on tampons, pads, etc. Must :puke-front: again! No more of your bedroom adventures MP! Now I’m more disturbed than I usually am.

I’ve done women on their periods, just wore a condom so her weakness couldn’t seep into my urethra. I would never go down on a bleeding woman though.

Plus I knew her fucking well, I wouldn’t just stick any part of me, even covered up, on the first day we met. I mean, like, if there was a dick on a stick, I might do some distance probing, but I’m dyeing and sniffing the air for anything suspicious. Never know if the girl is a liberal, they won’t tell you in advance if they have a STD cause they don’t think it is any of your business, they have a right to privacy about such matters, it us their body. Why you should always take a quick pic, post it online and ask if the puss looks right or not, when in doubt. If everyone up voted it, your good. That’s what Facebook is for… it is like everyone has their face right there.

Not with that much flab in the way.