[b]Existential Comics
How to be a philosopher:
- Sit around and think about stuff.
- Really hard.
- No, even harder…keep thinking.
- Okay done.
- Philosophy![/b]
Don’t try this at home.
[b]How to write an existentialist novel:
- Thirtyish white guy thinks he’s the first person to ever be depressed.
- No real plot.
- The end.[/b]
Volume 1 probably.
Remember, my friends, very little in this life is remotely serious at all. But the few things that are serious are serious beyond measure.
Trust me: We’re not one of them.
[b]Dating tips for feminist men:
- Be confident, but respectful.
- Don’t treat women as a means to an end.
- Be mindful.
- Kill all men.[/b]
Obviously: Starting with yourself.
[b]How to have a fulfilling life:
- Be true to yourself.
- Find a job that helps others.
- Radicalize the youth towards worldwide communism.[/b]
Maybe, what, 50 years ago?
Jesus: love your neighbor.
Nietzsche: love your fate.
Sartre: love your freedom.
Schopenhauer: I hate everything and so should you.
Of course it goes without saying: Not necessarily in that order.