Scene : Trump enters in wearing top hat, baton and followed by thirties’chorus girls descending from stairs reminiscent of Mozart’s Queen of the Night character.
He has trumpeter backing up his constant droning which consists of repetitious recititions resembling Joel Grey
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the show: the girls are beautiful, hmmm he looks around and all his exes and others in his past parade around in flimsy uniforms.
Welcome to my pleasure palace. : Jennifer flowers , arm in a with Stormy Danials enter with a downturned faces, “Seriously” as they continue to mumble something inaudible , a horde of ambulance chasers try to outrun them, not realizing that Jennifer is a really chained to a rock.
A Huge clock is melting in the rain ,and Kim enters stage right, in a black leather outfit trying to sing :
Stand up all victims of oppression for the tyrants fear your might!
Don’t cling so hard to your possessions for you have nothing if you have no rights
Let racist ignorance
be ended for respect makes empires fall
Freedom is merely extended when enjoyed by one and all!
Chorus:( the girls all scantily dropping most coverings and allusove smiles and winks)
: so come brothers and sisters for the struggle carries on
The Internationale carries on
The international unifies the world on song
So comrades come rally
For this is the time and place
The international ideal unites the human race.
A tremendous thunder of ovation follows, and Trump doing his very best to put on a smile . carries the flag of the One World Order unfurling with giant wind fans having the disastrous effect of blowing off his orange wig.
Emergency personnel carry both Trump and Kim off stage amid a an inescapable silence, after which a barrage of insults
is followed by the appearance of knives and shots ring out, as the fallen diplomats stampede to the nearest exit.
Ambulances and police sirens cut the Singapore night, and a nuke falls unto the island.
The news is grave: but guess what folks, not to worry, it was a stand in for both Trump and Kim, and the nuke was created by Disney labs, leaving casualties numbered only in the low thousands, for Disney tech is new to the nuke business as Allen Musk has not entirely been able to create a super light mini weapon. In addition , he has not been able to acquire but an inferior grade of plutonium , probably of Iranian or North Korean grade.
Great story, great visuals : the folks at home will eat it up.
Trump of course wants all credits.