a thread for mundane ironists

[b]Courtney Love

Only dumb people are happy.[/b]

For some [and not just here] dumb and then some.

I’ve discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, “I’m dating a billionaire,” but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed.

Sounds like a true story to me.

The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes.

Not all of them one suspects.

You couldn’t pay me a billion dollars to take marijuana. I don’t really like coke anymore. I’m scared of ecstasy. The one drug I’d like to try one day is Ayahuasca, which should be mandatory for everybody. It’s apparently this crazy tea that gives you these intense hallucinations. Everyone who takes it sees a wise old black man who takes you on a wild journey. I’m not going to name names, but everyone who takes it sees the same black guy. I’m not kidding you. Everyone!

This stuff apparently: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayahuasca

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.

Better that than, say, picking up a shotgun and start shooting.

I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples…do not fuck with me!

She’s got my promise not to.

[b]tiny nietzsche

abandon all hope, ye who twitter[/b]

So, should we abandon all hope here?

if you’re looking for reasons to live, try guilt

Among other things, no can do.

April. I blame the nihilists.

I only blame it for January.

I miss the future

What’s left of it, he thought.

cop: do you know how fast you were going?
me: I hear voices
cop: auditory hallucinations can occur from lack of sleep, stress, drug psychosis, or early stages of dementia. let me get you some literature
me: thank you

Based on a true story perhaps.

first there is a sartre, then there is no sartre, then there is

Doesn’t work with Nietzsche.

[b]Barbara Kingsolver

Of the two hundred bones in the human body, more than a quarter are in the foot. It is a more complicated instrument than an automobile transmission, and it is treated with far less consideration.[/b]

Let’s just say that some pull more weight than others.

Awareness is everything. Hallie once pointed out to me that people worry a lot more about the eternity after their deaths than the eternity that happened before they were born. But it’s the same amount of infinity, rolling out in all directions from where we stand.

It bears repeating: awareness is everything.

Jack London and Ernest Hemingway, confidence swaggering into the storm: Man against Nature. Of all the possible conflicts, that was the one that was hopeless. Even a slim education had taught her this much: Man loses.

For example, eventually.

Be sweet and carry a sharp knife, was her motto.

And a big gun was his.

The last generation’s worst fears become the next ones B-grade entertainment.

Let’s change that.

Over the last decade our country has lost an average of 300 farms a week. Large or small, each of those was the lifes work of a real person or family, people who built their lives around a promise and watched it break.

Let’s forget about changing that.

[b]Jackson Pollock

I’ve been thinking of death a lot, and I am amazed by its inevitability, frightened, as we all are, of the totally unknown, and yet feel a long sleep is somehow earned by those of us who live on the edge.[/b]

This is probably the best you can do.

Modern art to me is nothing more than the expression of contemporary aims of the age that we’re living in.

Rather abstract. But that’s probably the point.

My paintings do not have a center, but depend on the same amount of interest throughout.

In other words, not stopping at the frame.

People have always frightened and bored me consequently I have been within my own shell.

Some will hear this louder than others.

On the floor I am more at ease. I feel nearer, more part of the painting, since this way I can walk around it, work from the four sides and literally be in the painting.

That is one way to look at it.

He drove his kind of realism at me so hard I bounced right into nonobjective painting.

For better or worse as it were.

[b]so sad today

i loved it when i didn’t know you[/b]

Let’s reverse engineer that.

you’re damn right i never leave my comfort zone

But, then, out of the blue, I’m here.

i think i have, like, extra feelings

Or, much worse, extra thoughts.

gross i’m alive

Next up: gross I’m going to die.

it’s not my job to like me

I know, let’s make it yours.

[b]my daily affirmations:

  1. uh oh
  2. oh shit
  3. oh fuck
  4. hell no[/b]

And that’s just until lunch.

:frowning:

[b]Douglas Hofstadter

The Strange Loop phenomenon occurs whenever, by moving upwards (or downwards) through levels of some hierarchial system, we unexpectedly find ourselves right back where we started.[/b]

You know, like in Cube.

Perhaps the problem is the seeming need that people have of making black-and-white cutoffs when it comes to certain mysterious phenomena, such as life and consciousness. People seem to want there to be an absolute threshold between the living and the nonliving, and between the thinking and the “merely mechanical.” But the onward march of science seems to force us ever more clearly into accepting intermediate levels of such properties.

Imagine then not actually being dead and not actually being alive.

Enormous numbers of people are taken in, or at least beguiled and fascinated, by what seems to me to be unbelievable hocum, and relatively few are concerned with or thrilled by the astounding-yet true-facts of science, as put forth in the pages of, say, Scientific American.

Not only that but they voted for Trump.

For 13 to be unlucky would require there to be some kind of cosmic intelligence that counts things that humans count and that also makes certain things happen on certain dates or in certain places according to whether the number 13 ‘is involved’ or not.

Not only that but why 13? Why not 17?

The entire effort of artificial intelligence is essentially a fight against computers’ rigidity.

The subjunctive shit for example.

No matter what verbal space you try to enclose Zen in, it resists, and spills over… the Zen attitude is that words and truth are incompatible, or at least that no words can capture truth.

This being an example of that.

[b]so sad today

gonna stop worrying about shit beyond my control just kidding[/b]

No kidding.

yeah sex is cool, but have you ever watched two people you dislike equally fight online

And, if you are particularly lucky, about sex.

if you can’t handle me in my acute panic attack then you don’t deserve me in my general sense of persistent underlying doom

Of course that’s just common sense.

capitalism is making me want to vomit and also buy stuff

Though not necessarily in that order.

i have a headache, probably because i exist

Let’s just say that existing is likely to be a contributing cause.

don’t have kids without their consent

Okay, but it might be too late for us.

[b]Greg Iles

The evil prosper, and the innocent pay the bills for them.[/b]

And this being the best of all possible worlds to boot.

You know, the truth isn’t hard to find, if you’re willing to get your hands dirty. Truth waits just under the surface for any man brave enough to scrape a little dirt away. But most people are too afraid or too lazy to get dirty. They’re afraid to ask the right questions. The hard questions.

Here, clearly, you more than me.

I listened in amazement. You saw a face on an American street, or in an office, and you had no idea that a tragic epic lay behind it.

Or, here, you read a post.

We do not just belong to this universe, we are it.

Let’s explain the difference.

Whenever life gets too good, whenever fate hands you something wonderful, something else gets taken away.

Right, like this is really how it works.

The Terrible Truth is that brutality is part of human nature, and all the laws in the world can’t neuter it.

Still, some have considerably more testosterone than others.

[b]Joan Lindsay

As always, in matters of surpassing human interest, those who knew nothing whatever either at first or even second hand were the most emphatic in expressing their opinions; which are well known to have a way of turning into established facts overnight.[/b]

That’s still the same of course.

Nobody can be held responsible for the pranks of destiny.

They still are though.

Except for those people over there with the wagonette we might be the only living creatures in the whole world, said Edith, airily dismissing the entire animal kingdom at one stroke.

Airily. The perfect description.

Insulated from natural contacts with earth, air and sunlight, by corsets pressing on the solar plexus, by voluminous petticoats, cotton stockings and kid boots, the drowsy well-fed girls lounging in the shade were no more a part of their environment than figures in a photograph album, arbitrarily posed against a backcloth of cork rocks and cardboard trees.

Of course their parents are filthy rich. Except for Sara.

Thinking’s all right if you have the time for it.

Much to our dismay here.

Where were they going? What strange feminine secrets did they share in that last gay fateful hour?

Though it’s not really based on a true story.

[b]Taylor Jenkins Reid

People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them bare and their response is ‘you’re safe with me’- that’s intimacy.[/b]

So they tell me.

I’m under absolutely no obligation to make sense to you.

Nor you to me.

Sometimes reality comes crashing down on you. Other times reality simply waits, patiently, for you to run out of the energy it takes to deny it.

And it’s not like you can tell it to go fuck itself.

I had absolutely no interest in being somebody else’s muse.
I am not a muse.
I am the somebody.
End of fucking story.

I guess she told us.

It’s always been fascinating to me how things can be simultaneously true and false, how people can be good and bad all in one, how someone can love you in a way that is beautifully selfless while serving themselves ruthlessly.

Fascinating for starters.

Men often think they deserve a sticker for treating women like people.

Either that or [for some] a blowjob.

[b]Philosophy Tweets

“We are what we are because we have been what we have been.” Sigmund Freud[/b]

If only from the day we were born.

“Nothing is beautiful, only man: on this piece of naivete rests all aesthetics, it is the first truth of aesthetics. Let us immediately add its second: nothing is ugly but degenerate man - the domain of aesthetic judgment is therewith defined.” Friedrich Nietzsche

Just what we need, another definition.

“Design can be art. Design can be aesthetics. Design is so simple, that’s why it is so complicated.” Paul Rand

Simple: as complicated as it gets.

“A problem well put is half solved.” John Dewey

Not counting mine of course.

“We do not learn from experience…we learn from reflecting on experience.” John Dewey

It would have to be that, wouldn’t it?

“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t come in.” Isaac Asimov

Of course that never caught on.

[b]Joan of Arc

All battles are first won or lost, in the mind. [/b]

Think about that, Kids.

One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying.

Like folks like me have a choice.

It is better to be alone with God. His friendship will not fail me, nor His counsel, nor His love. In His strength, I will dare and dare and dare until I die.

More to the point [alone or not] is she with Him now?

I am not afraid; I was born to do this.

On the other hand, I wasn’t.

Hope in God. If you have good hope and faith in Him, you shall be delivered from your enemies.

Theoretically for example.

I die for speaking the language of the angels.

Which prompts one to wonder: What language prevails in Heaven?

[b]Philosophy Tweets

“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.” Daniel J. Boorstin[/b]

Here, in other words, the Kids Stuff

“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.” Friedrich Nietzsche

If the man of knowledge even has any.

“In certain matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.” Pliny the Elder

He wasn’t called the Elder for nothing.

“The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.” Avicenna

Roughly as it were.

“In the abstract conception of universal wrong, all concrete responsibility vanishes.” Theodor Adorno

You know, with or without God.

“To say ‘we’ and mean ‘I’ is one of the most recondite insults.” Theodor Adorno

Or sometimes, sure, the least recondite.

[b]Mort Sahl

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen. [/b]

Sound about right?

There’s a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

Nope, they’re are still basically neck and neck.

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.

Of course now it’s Trump and Pence.

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you’ve got to be a girl.

Now it’s all dollars and cents. Girls or boys.

Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Nixon couldn’t tell the truth, and Reagan couldn’t tell the difference.

Where’s that put Trump then?

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

Done.

[b]Richard Rorty

A talent for speaking differently, rather than for arguing well is the chief instrument of cultural change.[/b]

That and the stuff Marx suggested.

The world is out there, but descriptions of the world are not.

Let’s just say this: Some descriptions more than others.

All human relations untouched by love take place in the dark.

That is until love reconfigures into hate.

The world does not speak. Only we do. The world can, once we have programmed ourselves with a language, cause us to hold beliefs. But it cannot propose a language for us to speak. Only other human beings can do that.

Much to the dismay of some more than others.

You read the pragmatists and all you know is: not Descartes, not Kant, not Plato. It’s like aspirin. You can’t use aspirin to give yourself power, you take it to get rid of headaches. In that way, pragmatism is a philosophical therapy. It helps you stop asking the unhelpful questions.

Then the next thing you know you’re an ironist.

The most important advance that the West has yet made is to develop a secularist moral tradition.

Not counting the objectivists of course.

[b]Nikola Tesla

I am credited with being one of the hardest workers and perhaps I am, if thought is the equivalent of labour, for I have devoted to it almost all of my waking hours. But if work is interpreted to be a definite performance in a specified time according to a rigid rule, then I may be the worst of idlers.[/b]

We should all be so lucky.

The individual is ephemeral, races and nations come and pass away, but man remains.

But only if you count women.

You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

You may even be a part of them.

The gift of mental power comes from God, Divine Being, and if we concentrate our minds on that truth, we become in tune with this great power. My Mother had taught me to seek all truth in the Bible.

Another one bites the dust, he thought.

But instinct is something which transcends knowledge. We have, undoubtedly, certain finer fibers that enable us to perceive truths when logical deduction, or any other willful effort of the brain, is futile.

Finer fibers. Never heard that before. But point taken.

Most persons are so absorbed in the contemplation of the outside world that they are wholly oblivious to what is passing on within themselves.

Not that literally millions of them have much choice.

[b]Philosophy Tweets

“People know what they want because they know what other people want.” Theodor Adorno[/b]

And how grim is that?

“People have so manipulated the concept of freedom that it finally boils down to the right of the stronger and richer to take from the weaker and poorer whatever they still have.” Theodor Adorno

It starts with a C.

“The power of the culture industry’s ideology is such that conformity has replaced consciousness.” Theodor Adorno

It starts with a C.

“Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not regarded as members of the herd.” Bertrand Russell

Cue Trump and the wall. That and racism.

“The prison begins well before its doors. It begins as soon as you leave your house – and even before.” Michel Foucault

If not [for some] all the way back to the day they were born.

“When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.” Voltaire

So, what do you think…is that still true today?

[b]Harlan Coben

Genius is a curse. That’s how I look at it. Some think that the brilliant comprehend the universe in a way the rest of us can’t. They see the world how it truly is—and that reality is so horrible the lose their minds. Clarity leads to insanity.[/b]

Well, he thought, that explains it then: I’m a genius.

Amazing what we can self-rationalize when we really want something.

Either that or not amazing at all.

I don’t regret the things I’ve done. I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance.

In other words, don’t we all.

That’s the problem with falling in love. It makes you start talking like a bad country song.

Like there actually are good country songs, he snickered.

For a short time, I hated them. But when you think about it, what good does that do? It takes so much to hold on to hate—you lose your grip on what’s important, you know?

Of course sometimes it’s still worth it.

It was one lesson he never forgot. You don’t sit back when you or a loved one is being assaulted. And you don’t act like the government with their “proportional responses” and all that nonsense. If someone hurts you, mercy and pity must be put aside. You eliminate the enemy. You scorch the earth.

Anyone here not learned this yet?

[b]Jim Holt

Gödel’s taste ran in another direction: his favorite movie was Walt Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and when his wife put a pink flamingo in their front yard, he pronounced it furchtbar herzig—“awfully charming.”[/b]

I know: what to make of this?

She goes on to recount how she once found the philosopher Richard Rorty standing in a bit of a daze in Davidson’s food market. He told me in hushed tones that he’d just seen Gödel in the frozen food aisle.

I know: what to make of this?

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Let’s be the exceptions.

Suppose there were nothing. Then there would be no laws; for laws, after all, are something. If there were no laws, then everything would be permitted. If everything were permitted, then nothing would be forbidden. So if there were nothing, nothing would be forbidden. Thus nothing is self-forbidding. Therefore, there must be something. QED.

QED my ass.

Bertrand Russell recounts in his autobiography that as an unhappy adolescent he frequently contemplated suicide. But he did not go through with it, he tells us, “because I wished to know more of mathematics.”

Of course with us it was philosophy.

If Einstein had upended our everyday notions about the physical world with his theory of relativity, the younger man, Kurt Gödel, had had a similarly subversive effect on our understanding of the abstract world of mathematics.

And that explains what exactly?