[b]God
Age is just a number. A number that increases by one every year until you die.[/b]
Clearly, God is a fucking genius.
If Hell existed it would be inhabited exclusively by those who thought others were going there.
Next up: If Heaven existed.
If anyone ever tells you I talked to them, tell them you talked to Me, and I told you to tell them I wasn’t talking to them, and shut up.
Try this and get back to us.
The idea that you evolved from apes is disgusting.
Isn’t it nicer to believe you all descended from one couple and their incestuous children?
Uh, let’s not go there, right?
Male nipples are unnecessary. As are males.
So, why do men have nipples?
If you think the picture of the black hole is cool, wait till next week, when you get to photograph it from the inside.
Stretched out like spaghetti we’re told.