Thread for Old Farts Only

Blurred,

I understand the distinction you’re trying to make, but can you see that Mags is saying the same thing?

“You foolish males! If all it takes is tits to impress you, I’ve got some. You wanna see? Sure, go ahead and salivate. Dumb assed males.”

Like all surface superficial display, the people who relish that are themselves surface and superficial. There is more to what we are than the surface presentations. Consider: what is your opinion of the male that looks you in the eye and talks to your face compared to the male who talks to your tits?

Mags is playing a joke on the superficiality of our male membership and you, you’re fucking up the punch line. :laughing:

I don’t see the joke, no.

“Oh, I’m in my 40’s, but I have the body of an 18 year old.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“I’ll prove it.”

Joke?

I’m with you, Blurred. WTF - isn’t it about time the guys started to pander to us for a change?

You’d think. I mean, considering it’s generally female’'s choice when it comes to sex partners, doesn’t it make sense that guys whip it out and let us get a look at the goods?

Its only impressive at full mast otherwise it looks like a dead snail. The guys can keep it in their pants thank you. :smiley:
There are plenty of good guys out there that do not want a woman that flashes her wares. They know that she would tear them apart. So don’t think about the trashy bitches they usually end up alone in a dark bar sipping a warm whiskey wearing leapord tights, a tube top at the wrinkled hard ridden age of 50 trying to get guys to go home with them at the end of a long drunken night of lonliness. You got better things to think about than thinking about women like that. They rarely end up with a real man or family that loves them.

Geeze, where have you been? The internet is full of guys just looking for the opportunity to send you pics of the “junk”. :laughing: You two need to get out a little more… :unamused:

Tent is probably waxing his junk in anticipation of the requests ladies… don’t tease the boy :laughing:

Nah, no pics. I hate it when they laugh and point… :frowning:

That’s it. That’s it.

I’m carpet bombing the inboxes of all the ladiez in this thread with pics of my junk n’ trunk; prepare to see what the apex, nay, the impossible personification of the platonic ideal of the male form in all its pam-sprayed glory.

Gas your cars up, go to Target. Undergarments will melt.

There you go, blurred! :laughing: Every god’s-gift-to-women will be PM-ing you for the next year or two… :laughing: :laughing:

SPG: You prevert! :laughing: =D>

Pfft. Blahfuckingblah.

None of you boys has the balls.

You seem like a very stressed girl. Would you like to receive some HDR pics of my obliques, or perhaps some quality bokeh deltoid shots to alleviate your tension? I’ve heard it does wonders for the restless female spirit.

I was kidding before though, I would never send pics of my Junk n’ Trunk. That’s just trashy. Buns n’ Guns are, however, classy as shit.

:laughing: SPG, you irritate me, then send me into peals of laughter. What a frustrating person.

Ok where’s the tits at. There I said it.

Behind your Granny’s bra

I doubt it she’s been dead for 10 years.

Yea. but if you look it will still leave an impression, or you could adopt a granny. :sunglasses:

Actually that is a very good cause, adopt grandparents in nursing homes. I have done that in the past. You just have to socialize with them , it gives them something to look forward to and you learn things about life that will surprise you. I enjoyed my experience greatly.

She was cremated. And no I don’t think they kept her clothes, probably gave them to a charity shop.

I’m not really into old women either. :confused:

That just leaves old men , animals, :laughing: :wink: :laughing: Nope nope this is the old farts thread no youngsters allowed :laughing:

or young women and mature women. :confused: