SPG, you irritate me, then send me into peals of laughter. What a frustrating person.
Ok where’s the tits at. There I said it.
Behind your Granny’s bra
I doubt it she’s been dead for 10 years.
Yea. but if you look it will still leave an impression, or you could adopt a granny. 
Actually that is a very good cause, adopt grandparents in nursing homes. I have done that in the past. You just have to socialize with them , it gives them something to look forward to and you learn things about life that will surprise you. I enjoyed my experience greatly.
She was cremated. And no I don’t think they kept her clothes, probably gave them to a charity shop.
I’m not really into old women either. 
That just leaves old men , animals, 
Nope nope this is the old farts thread no youngsters allowed
or young women and mature women.
In mind or body?
I thought this thread was for old folks, all I see are a bunch of horny kids. Shame on the lot of ya.
Especially you.
Who says only kids are horny??? 
Oh be still my antiquated blood pumper! Such lechery and luridness snaking through this thread. Where have our morals gone!! Seriously. I’m sure I left them on the bedside table, but they’re not there any more… maybe I’ll look behind the furnace. Anyone else notice them anywheres?
Seriously. Who started all this disgraceful crap anyway?!
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uh huh… :-"
Oh pul-ease! The debauchery was already well underway by the time I got here.
Not that you had anything to do with that.
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Sooooo, is you the pot or the kettle? 
Its not disgraceful crap, its just ungraceful crap We need to show the youngster how to debauche with grace. How do we do that???
Who?
Ooops, youngster was supposed to be plural, sorry.
Damn right you’re sory.