10 things I learned from watching Harry Potter

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  1. The wizarding world is one dangerous world.
    they ought to get hazard pay.

  2. The only good looking females are all under 18 and
    will get you 5 to 12 in Azkaban prison.

  3. Only muggles watch tv.

  4. Newspaper readership would go way up if
    muggles newspapers were as cool as “the daily prophet”.

  5. The fact no one has a cell phone show us even wizards
    can’t get a good cell phone plan.

  6. Looking at all the bizarre creatures, I’m glad I
    have 2 quiet muggle cats. The worse thing I have to worry about
    is occasionly being scratched.

  7. Getting life insurance must be hell in the
    wizarding world.

  8. If you want to reduce the fear of valdermort,
    just repeat his name ad nauseum, instead of saying
    “you know who”.

  9. Any world without George Bush gotta be a better world.

  10. Apparently everyone is legally required to call someone
    or something “brilliant” every 4 sentences.

Kropotkin

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Very British that - ‘Brilliant!!’ or ‘Brill!’ for the slightly more posh.

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Pretty sure it’s never been mentioned who the US president is. If it’s supposed to be modern day, which it appears, he still would be president. It’s just on such a different level that it doesn’t matter in the books.

Nice keeping with your theme though. One day we hope for something new.

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I loved this Peter - clever clever!

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I’ve heard that line before…

except it is “64 brilliant colors”…

toys.about.com/od/crayola/a/historycrayola.htm

-Imp