I guess I have gone over a thousand post.
So what do I win?
A free paid trip for two to london to meet ben?
Ok, oh about a paid trip to New York?
OK, how about dinner for 10 at Morton’s?
No, ummm, how about lunch for two at burger king?
No, I’l just take the tee shirt, the one saying
“I have 1000 post at ILP and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
Kropotkin
Hello F(r)iends,
Actually, you don’t even get that…
You have to buy your own t-shirt that reads:
“I have 1000 post at ILP and I didn’t even get this lousy t-shirt”
Congrats. 
-Thirst
Hi Peter,
Congrats on your 1000. Out of interest, who else from ILP would you bring on your two ticket trip to meet me. Just so I know what to wear…
I guess it’s better than “I have this t-shirt and all I got was 1000 lousy ILPs in the post”
Now that’s an idea…
ben:
Congrats on your 1000. Out of interest, who else from ILP would you bring on your two ticket trip to meet me. Just so I know what to wear…
K: If I go to London without my wife, I would be a dead man, soooo.
Thirst: “I have 1000 post at ILP and I didn’t even get this lousy t-shirt”
K: must be those dam socialist who took my t-shirt away and gave
it to some poor guy. If you see him, beat him up for me.
Ben: I guess it’s better than “I have this t-shirt and all I got was 1000 lousy ILPs in the post” Now that’s an idea…
K: actually I like that t-shirt. I may get that one printed up.
Kropotkin
“Arrr!!! This new-fangled ILP” Tabula taps his pipe out on his wooden leg, “I remember when 1000 posts actually meant something. Arrr!!!”
Congrats PK. Many more.
Tab. 
Congrats, Peter. I’m almost embarrassed by my post count. All that blah blah blah, and I still haven’t managed to say anything. 
But I’m grateful that ILP let’s me keep trying…
Yeah, watch those damned liberals. They’ll steal your watch and sell it back to you. 
hay i’m almost at 80
As someone with a genuinely ludicrous post count I hereby congratulate you from the bottom of my heart…
