7 Wonders of Communism

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7 Wonders of Communism
Clumsily adapted from Romanian:

The 7 wonders of communism:

  1. Everyone was employed.
  2. Although everyone was employed, no one worked.
  3. Although no one worked, production exceeded 100% of the plan.
  4. Although production exceeded 100% of the plan, you couldn’t buy anything.
  5. Although you couldn’t buy anything, everyone had everything.
  6. Although everyone had everything, everybody stole.
  7. Although everybody stole, nothing was missing.
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Isn’t that the truth? Stalin be shamed.