A Classic Exchange

[Humpty]

This shit had me laughing my ass off for a few minutes:

In the 1960s, Joe Pine, an acerbic conservative TV talk show host, had as his guest the long-haired rock musician Frank Zappa. Pine was prone to surliness, which a leg amputation–he wore a wooden prosthetic–may have exacerbated. As soon as Zappa had been introduced and seated, the following exchange occurred:

PINE: I guess your long hair makes you a girl.
ZAPPA: I guess your wooden leg makes you a table.

[Trevor]

=D>

[uglypeoplefucking]

awesome

[MagsJ (Surya Loka)]

Ha! funny…