Shyster
March 2, 2006, 8:11pm
1
[size=200]HELLO SMART PEOPLE! [/size]
I’m getting a numbered corporation, but I still need to decide on a trade name. It’s for an independent film company… documentaries/docu-dramas…
Something unique ,catchy ,poignant …easy to remember would be great.
[size=150]Prize: Assistant Producer credit on all future films and *3 hours with my one-legged nymphomaniac cousin.
[size=150]Money if any of them make money.[/size]
Let the games begin!
Thank-you for your time…
[size=59]not really,obviously…
Dramaction (not my invention)
or
someoneisatthedoor Productions Ltd.
How about Paramount? Shit, that’s already taken. You need a name like that really, no-one forgets Paramount. I bet all of you can see the little animated logo that appears at the start of their movies…
Tab
March 2, 2006, 9:16pm
3
Off the top of my head:
[i]Mediacracy Filmworks
BrokenWorld Media.
StubbedToe Productions.
Immoralia mediaworks.
TigerClaw Media.
E-Quality Productions.[/i]
tentative
March 2, 2006, 9:26pm
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What’s so difficult with this? It’s obvious:
[size=200]SHY PRODUCTIONS[/size]
I’ll send you my address when you have the check ready…
JT
Shyster
March 2, 2006, 11:32pm
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Hey…there are some good ones in there. I’ll announce the winner on Tuesday.
Keep them coming,peeps…you rock! =D> =D>
Quizkid
March 3, 2006, 6:33am
8
Here are my offerings, some silly, some serious:
Clear Vision Productions
Mirror Productions
Inner View Productions
Bodhi Tree Productions
Award Winning Productions
Blonde Mafia Productions
(The word “Productions” can be switched with “Documentaries.”)
Good luck, Shy!
Drift
March 3, 2006, 6:41am
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i go with imp’s suggestion. shy or shyster productions…
seems simple yet appropreate.
Camera Obscura
Oblique Angle
Obtuse Angle
Discrete Topology
You could remove the "angle, “camera,” and “discrete” and have good names.
Vectors
Altered Vector(s)
Absurd Comedy
BISHAMON (Japanese god of war AND happiness)
HAYA-JI (Japanese god of the wirlwind)
Dosojin (god of roads)
Overwhelmed Productions or take off “production.”
I Quit Ltd. or productions.
No Game Productions.
Attrition
Intelligent Design
Player Hater Productions
Temporary Steel Safeguard Productions (steel could be changed to seal for a strange artistic sound)
Martin Feldstein Productions (who’s he? ah…nobody. That’s the name of the company. Har har har!)
NowaAmin Productions (It’s the way some black people say “do you know what I mean.” It could be just Amin as well.)
Gobbo
March 3, 2006, 7:28am
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Harboured Life Productions
Shyster
March 3, 2006, 8:20am
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Wow, I should make all my decisions like this…
[size=200]Every entry[/size] has shown how creative and helpful each of you are…Thank-you so very much for taking the time to post.
I’ve narrowed it down to these [size=150]4 [/size](in no particular order). Easy to remember and unique…they’re “catchy”. All new entries may be added to this list before Tuesday.
[size=150]
Mirror Productions
Blonde Mafia Productions
Shyster productions[/i][/size]
[size=200]Thank-you!! [/size]
Uniqor
March 3, 2006, 3:11pm
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Unique-Catchy-Poignant plc (number one choice)
Best of Canada plc (for documentary)
Blonde Chinese Nephew plc (for romance)
Hollywood Burner plc (for violence)
Shy-Star plc (for comedy)
Canadian Cunt plc (for porno)
Beyond Good and Evil plc (for philosophy)
detrop
March 3, 2006, 3:16pm
17
Canadian Cum Dumpsters?
…or is that not appropriate for porn ?
aporia
March 3, 2006, 3:17pm
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Sandcastle Productions
Sandcastle in the Sky Productions
No Name Productions (will No Name steaks sue?)
Girl Got Game Productions
Drawcurtain Productions
Fighting Chihuahua Productions
Day-Glo Productions
Jump the Shark Productions
Yakuza Productions (the Yakuza is the Japanese mafia)
Celluloid is Fattening
Celluloid is not Fattening
New Tricycle Productions
Chump Change Media
Fighting Chihuahua Productions
I like that one because it implies little guys trying to be tough. So, it’s our films against the world.
Only I would make people pronounce “chihuahua” Chi-hui-hui, just to be difficult.
=D> 
…I didn’t expect such great stuff. I suggest that everyone erase their posts so that the potential name isn’t stolen before I can use it…