Blood on The Tracks: One man’s compelling account of enduring Anal Fissures while working as a Railway Engineer.
Shitting on the Dock of the Bay: One woman’s endearing journey living with Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a small farming village.
Semiotics: A Sign for Everything (you can tell I’m going to be long-winded): A meticuous anthology of Semiotic Philosophy that will send you straight to bed.
If You Complain Once More…: Violent account of Neighbourly Disharmony over noise level during a weekend in summer in the 70’s, set against the background of the Coalminers Strike.
Homeopathy Sucks! - One Mans struggle to come to terms with Alternative Medicine, Dyslexia and Homosexuality, while waiting at a Bus Stop!
Deconstruction: For Everyman! One Bulldozer Operator’s enriching dissection of Derrida’s philosophic ideas, interpreted through the Demolition of Architectural Structures.
Debra, Helen, Lesley and Alan: One Mans Battle with Transexuality, Multiple Personalities, and general over-stating the importance of Sexual Identity.
Hopscotch, Giggles and Naked Bodies: An account of Sexuality in Children, in the bushes in the backgarden, set against the background of parents cooking in the kitchen, completely unaware in 1990.
Holy Shit!: Controversial Revison of The Bible, laced with Scatological Allusions to the process of Psychosexual Development in Children.
Your Mother Sucks Cocks in Hell: One Daughters account of her Mothers turbulent life as a Prostitute in the Streets of Bangkok.
We can do better than this. We need to review these masterpieces!
Colinsign. How did you feel about Maximus in Blood on the Tracks?
I felt that Maximus had to face the bowels of an increasingly tyrannical culture. What do you think was the primary excretion for his coming to terms with his anal fissure?
The Living Beer Vessel: The story of a man who drank best bitter non stop until his stomach filled and the beer then filled his oesophagus to the brim. His friends would tip him forwards to drink from his mouth.
The Standing Sleeper: He decided to never sleep again. Three days later, he fell asleep standing up in a public place. A passing dog bit his bollocks off.
Up The Arse: A woman’s harrowing account of how her husband sodomised her every night for the entire 40 year duration of their marriage.
Laugh and cry. Follow the heartwarming (and headwarming) tail of a man whom risked it all to get to the top. About pushing internal limits, deep affairs, and struggling to get through the tunnel of corporate enterprise.
In [b]Homeopathy Sucks[/b], the introduction dances a feather blowing across the city . . . until it lands on a man’s lap at a bus stop park bench, and he talks to a couple next to him . . .
“My momma always said- Life is ilk a Xob of Oclochates . . . you can’t put two of the same ones together, but it’s so good in your mouth, you can’t resist . . . plus it’s a natural aphrodisiac.”
It’s a list of books that don’t exist but should. Basically a series of one/two line gags.
The Last Laugh - a harrowing tale of stand up comedy, alcoholism and angina. George Halfhearted is a middle aged comic who never made the big time, he falls into a horrible cycle of heart attacks and booze, but one day he thinks up the perfect joke. Will he get time to tell his joke on stage before his body suffers a mortal blow?
A Mouthful of Piss. About a man who struggles to express himself in social situations; the only thing he can do is urinate in the mouth of the person he’s with.
haha! I’m loving these prefabricated titles! Glad you took up this simple comic idea folks, harmless and ridiculous, but bound to spur on some imaginative stupidity.
Rum n Coke on the Docks - one woman’s tale working as a night-time security guard at Plymouth Docks. She witnesses a gruesome cocktail of booze, drugs and prostitution, but will she resist the temptations they offer?
Air Fair - the story of a young man seeking an answer to the eternal question ‘why isn’t life fair?’ while working as an early-morning baggage handler at Gatwick Airport.
Assault and Peppery - The story of how one Policeman, after being brutally attacked on duty, makes a daring once-in-a-life-time move into the Restaurant Business, in Plymouth Town Centre, while attempting to train as a top Chef in Plymouth College. Dry and uneventful.
Tourettes Roulette - a young woman with tourettes gives up her life as a cockle picker in Morecambe Bay to enter the world roulette championships in the hope of fulfilling her lifetime dream of meeting her idol, another woman with tourettes. Predictably full of gratuitous swearing.