uk.sports.yahoo.com/060119/4/gcim.html
Rumours of a ‘mouse problem’ at Old Trafford, the home stadium of Manchester United, have been quashed. In these days of fundamentalist terrorists, bizarre strains of avian flu and mass economic inequalities I’m glad that I can sign this one off my list of worries…
Dear me the horror, I wonder if those great big athleticy folks yelped and cried. You kind of like the elephant and the mouse. or worse mouse dung in a jock strap. It would kind of rub you the wrong way. You do realize it was a spy for the other team in disguise, that is why the denial, they have him imprisoned and are interogating him inhumanely.
Knowing Manchester United they’ll probably try to think of some way to brand the mice as official merchandise and sell them in the club shop…
clubs for mice? well yeah I suppose… y’all do use bats on crickets don’t you?
-Imp
If the game of cricket involved hitting crickets with bats then it would probably be a lot more interesting…