a new slang term

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hasselhoff /HA sel hof/ [size=92]verb, intransitive[/size]

to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom

The term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.

Just don’t hasselhoff!
God, what happened to you? I hasselhoffed.

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To Oprah… to embrace black culture by regressing to ebonics on cue.

To Cruise… to jump wildly on sofas and chairs.

To Lewinsky… to go down and then make unique purses;

To Emeril… to bam, then bam, then bam bam.

:unamused: hasselhoff is hysterical. Is that true?