a peanut, a sickle,
a penis, a nickel,
persnickety people,
persneepety pickle,
persnappety pie…
did someone ask why?
Because! yelled the
fuzz who decided to die.
A death of a wisp!
(Said yeth with a lisp,
said yeth to the blankety sky.)
The plot ever sickens
it thins as it thickens
ensnared by a tooth
on the beard of a mooth
the fuzz finds a home
in a meaningless poem
in a mounted and stuffed
and bluff-blankety tome
far from where buffalo roam
lungless breath of the wind
finds reluctant tongues
fuzz sings cause it must
because! because! because!
screams the fuzz
and its strings will catch dust,
plinging out what it dost,
a peanut, a pickle
a penis, a nickle,
a peanut, a pickle,
a penis, a nickle,
a peanut…