Sometimes, I read the boards here, and I notice that there is alot of behavior which is quite consistent with the behavior displayed by a teenage girl when she gets her first couple of periods. I mean, you know how they act. Scatterbrained jumping from one point to another. Using any tactic to “prevail” in spite of not realizing they’ve actually failed. So pumped full of hormones and confusing emotions, and conflicting facts in the world that they just act like, well, basically, bitches on the rag.
So I’m trying to think now. When a young bitch is on the rag and acting this way, we usually give her things like tampons, midol, and a whole bunch of coddling. Since it’s probably not appropriate to coddle the adults here, and since midol is a drug, and I’m against drugs, the only thing I can think of to try and resolve the issue is the tampon option.
This presents a logistical problem. I honestly have shit to do besides go out and buy tampons and try and ship them out to some of the posters here.
So help me out. What kind of metaphorical tampon can we transmit via text? What are the words necessary to have the effect of ending the period like behavior and mentalities of so many of the obviously young and immature posters here?
I’m seeking honest advice, not people who try and contradict me or critique my theory. The theory is sound, the solution is determined. I’m just trying to come up with the engineering if you will, to distribute the cure. So that’s what I’m looking for assistance on.
OK. A tampon does not eliminate the problem, it absorbs the result - it is not a hormonal approach to suppressing periods for example.
So, instead of allowing these kind of posts to bleed all over you, the underwear, you post something that absorbs their post.
One way to do this would be to simply quote them and not respond. Or you could respond, but change the font color to one that is not visible.
Another way would be to quote them, but do not respond directly. Do not directly engage with the ideas. Engaging is not absorbing. It would simply make them bleed more.
But this sounds more like a pad than a tampon.
A tampon actually goes inside the menstruator. So you want to post in a way that goes into the other poster while absorbing their linguistic seepage. I think the only way to do this is to ad hom. Write a post about the person. Do not insult them. Do not psychoanalyze them in relation to their ideas. This also will cause more bleeding. Come at them from left field. You might want to say what you think they really want to hear about themselves, given what they write.
You are goingto have to sound like you mean it, not sarcastic that is, or they will just emit more blood.
That makes sense. I did think you wanted an in-thread close at hand tampon in the purse kind of thing, so you wouldn’t have to rush off to the rant house 7/11 to buy some, ruining your panties in the process. (oh, wait, got confused. they have periods. hm…see you can’t get them to go to use the tampon, Rant house. Though I suppose you could quote them, in thread, and respond ‘Stuff the rant house in this please’. Or a nicer, ‘can’t you do this in the rant house’?