STANZA NUMERO ONE, BABY:
Seven times you asked for meatloaf;
seven times you vanished;
Seven times you shat on George,
in English, Dutch and Spanish.
CHORUS-LIKE STANZA, BRO
So fuck you Doctor Jenkins;
Doctor Jenkins fuck you.
Please, fuck you Doctor Jenkins,
It’s the sporting thing to do.
STANZA NUMERO TROIS, HOLMES:
Seven times I broke a vow
and gave your hair a name;
Seven times I spoke of rice –
there’s only you to blame.
SECOND CHORUS-LIKE STANZA, JACK:
So fuck you Doctor Jenkins;
Doctor Jenkins fuck you.
Please, fuck off Doctor Jenkins,
It’s the sporting thing to do.
THE END, Y’ALL
From A Series Of Pub Chanties by the Late Cleetis Weissmueller of Abelton, Wales.
Recently discovered, et al.
It has style. And should it be “Shanties”…?