As the Republican love to reduce their political
philosophy to a bumper sticker, although its not that hard
to reduce their political philosophy to a bumper sticker,
anyway, I thought I would give them a hand for this upcoming
election. So here are my thoughts for bumper stickers for 2006
for the GOP.
Vote Republican: Consistently corrupt and incompetent.
No flip flop here.
Vote Republican: keep Osama free for 4 more years.
Gop: Greed, oil, Profits.
GOP: incompetence you can count on.
Vote GOP: {4} days without an indictment and counting
(can be done with magnetic numbers to keep current)
Republicans love their children
they just hate yours.
GOP: fighting the good fight against peace and prosperity.
Four more wars. Four more wars.
GOP: we leave no billionaire behind
GOP: Live the fantasy. WE DO!
Vote GOP: You say fascism like it’s a bad thing.
GOP: because the right to life ends at birth.
GOP: Come for the hate. Stay for the intolerance.
GOP: bringing about the Apocalypse ahead of schedule.
Republicans: making tomorrow’s enemies today.
GOP: Waging war with other people’s children since 2001
Vote Republican: There are still some countries we haven’t invaded.
GOP: Preserving the American dream
and outsourcing it to India
Vote GOP 2006.
Cause that worked out real well for ya, hasn’t it?
GOP: We put the fun in fundamental extremism
Have no fear, that this is it. I have a million of these little gems
Kropotkin