Well, 2010 is gone and now we stare into 2011. For all who need to be able to explain the world and the universe beyond, you’d better hurry up. You only have one year to get it done. The Mayan calendar says 2012 is the end of everything and of course ancient obscure predictions can never be wrong, can they? So get the hell busy and get it all figured out and then let me know. I wanna know what is really going on behind the green door.
HURRY UP!
i figured it all out last night - i discovered Truth at the bottom of a magic bottle of bourbon - of course i blacked out and now have no idea what it’s all about - but for a few wonderful, delerious moments, i was intellectually satisfied
i think i’ll try and rediscover Truth tonight with a different bottle . . .
The end has already arrived. Maybe in 2012 a lot of people will suddenly realize this.
Hmmmm, a magic bottle… OK. But before you start, write down the name on the bottle so I’ll know WHICH bottle. The liquer store is only a few blocks away… 
Ahh, godammit, anon! Don’t be pissing in the soup! I don’t want to find out that we’ve been whimpering in the dark. If it’s over I wanna hear trumpets! I wanna see the news story on Fox Knews! I wanna see mega-destruction of everything! No hiding in the frigging corner, let’s at least go out in style!
Haha
Planetary alignment theory… here we come 
With the storage of food, salted meat and pottery, came prolonged human survival and security. Next came the control group of that secured food source, when to best dole it out to the other humans doing other things with this extra time now granted and gained, playing games. WIth that food duty came other forecasting elements of control. Fear and Hope were also doled out. The vision ahead joined with summaries of the past made the present moment, now, what it had been intended to be. Are you hungry? Just ask. Along with all other questions.