Absolute Randomness

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Would you like some porn with that… link?

I saw an embedded link, called the human fleshlight. :open_mouth:

Just watch the videos I link to… don’t watch any other random ones because that site will permanently fuck you up if you’ve got any sense.

Do you say that from experience, Prom. :-k ; )

The embedded links, means a visible image, so I cannot un-see what I originally saw.

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Lol @ mission impossible theme.

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Such incidents rarely happen in the UK… because we don’t carry gunz.

I thought I heard 3 gunshots the other night… turned out to be a car backfiring. :slight_smile:

Those two guys tho… too cute.

By the power command of the mechanical gods it has been done on earth.

we are here with Michael sandel. Micheal, thanks for joining us

Where are the oskars langes of the 21rst century? This dude almost had it figured out, but the computers were garbage back then. Imagine what computers today could do.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_R._Lange

You can’t plan an economy my ass

they’re gonna shoot… they’re gonna fuckin shoot. Phone Robbie, phone Josh…

phone phone

Look at the driver’s partner. That dude is scared to def. He’s like ‘here’ and tries to give the rifle back to the driver while he’s driving.

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That’s how u blow the door off an armored truck. Lol I bet the crew didn’t know how much explosive to use and were worried that they might not use enough… so dudes were like fuck it just put it all on the door.

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Yo now they’re shutting down gasoline supplies. We bout to go stage four mad max beyond the bidendome. Fuck this I’m going to get some gas.

Jews and Muslims are at it again over there. 4,000 years later these idiots are still arguing over which nuttjob heard the real voice of God out in the desert somewhere.

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U know the guys and gals on the Russian darkside really aren’t bad people because they openly state they don’t wish to harm society, but only make money. Now they supposed the company would just immediately hand over the ransom and the pipe line would be cool… but instead, they didn’t get the ransom and the company shut the pipe line down itself.

A dramatization:

But Ivan, you said the americans would never do such a thing!

I deedn’t know colonial was such gangsta, Dimitri! I swear I thought they would geeve us the ransom! You must believe me.

[Dimitri paces]

Digital communication networks and the computer internet age in general has done a lot of fabulous things for the peoples of the erf… but at a tremendous cost; it is possible now for a country to cloak up and do some false flag shit, attack itself, and blame another country’s hackers. The country and/or the hackers then deny it (most of the time) and everything proceeds as planned.

Prior to this age you had to perform a physical act of sabotage in order to get something like this done. Now all u need is a keyboard and a nerd.