Absolute Randomness

That cat u hear at the end never stops meowing. Never. Except when it sleeps. He, too, is a prisoner in this ninth circle of hell. If i could get somebody to rent to me I’d fuckin steal em from this monster and take him with me becuz he is a cool cat… just overburdened with existential anxiety and grief becuz he’s been outside before… but is not allowed outside anymore (becuz he has to be watched or he’ll bolt, and for fear of getting fleas)… so he’s had a taste of something fantastic he’ll never know again. He’s constantly pacing about, looking out the storm door or window at the outside world. That strange place where there were no walls or ceilings. And to make it worse, he’ll see the neighbors cat Tom across the street or in the yard. This is why we sing Hello It’s Me together often.

On some real shit tho that cat will modify his meow to sound more and more like ‘hello’ if u lead him in conversation. He’s like a fuckin parrot almost. If u don’t engage, his meows will remain the same structure.

What is the purpose of animal’s mimicking behavior in this respect? Parrots, for example. Does any other species produce a grammar that is learned from another species, one which they did not originally have?

Discuss.

I meow with cats.

When I find fellow humans that also meow with cats…

We meow with each other.

OK I just heard the recording. She should throw a newspaper at you.

But really shemenomeno is no dumb village cat courted jester, she is real, she is
rather sheponephenomenous something

Kindly clean up after the litter left

Whoever heard of cat(v)ape?

https://youtube.com/shorts/HXiLA6k4rdM?si=ebleSwT7DymH-XK4

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Although after sobering after a night of partying and heavy drinking:

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That is next-level goofball random…

I suppose machines taking over the world is no big deal to u? U got jokes now but what if that thing becomes self aware?

And how many mexican pool guys are out of a job becuz of those things?

It’s a robotic catfisher is what it is. Throw it back.

…it’s not wired to become self aware, let alone programmed to become self aware… just like any other household appliance isn’t, and so cannot become so.
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Taking over the world, or ensuring that the lady of the house isn’t cheating on the man of the house with the pool guy?

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See above… :laughing:

So. If you have to be programmed to become self-aware, humans must’ve been programmed to become self-aware. But, if humans don’t know how to do that, how do they know how to avoid it? If you don’t know how to avoid it, then something could be accidentally programmed to become self-aware. Just like we discovered penicillin on accident. Especially if everything we do is basically reverse engineering. Maybe God did it on accident? But then you would have to ask who programmed God on accident? And then your brain would go boi-oi-oing. Because God did it on purpose. Because he is the unprogrammed programmer upon which the program is (we are) based. In other words we’re made in his image.

You are accusing Brian or Brian’s dad of jealousy? Is he still around? I can’t see him allowing Brian to talk to his mom like that. And be able to afford that contraption. Or maybe Brian wants to be the only child and doesn’t want competition with someone who might take his mother away from him. That is so adorable. Or he could just be lazy. Or maybe he just doesn’t like working extra after he gets off working construction? Although he has way too much time on his hands for that to be the case. Maybe if “They” threw money at income-based housing development that would not be an issue.

In either case he should apologize to his mother and swear to all of us never to ever talk to her like that ever ever ever again.

She’s OUR mom now!

It’s like everything u think and say is perfectly wrong. Philosophy, politics, psychology. It really is mind-boggling. But the most nauseating aspect of this travesty that u are is how aloof and self-assured u are about it all. It’s so bad that one wouldn’t dare try to jump in and sort through it all. All one can do is give an elbow nudge to the guy sitting beside em and say ‘look, there she goes again, bro. Can u believe it?’

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…was it the other day I was laughing about …how could God speak himself into existence if he’s ineffable? I think it might’ve been today. Everything is a blur. Isn’t it funny how the same people who talk about Logos sometimes talk about the ineffable? He’s over here like… “I said it. I did it. I am it. This is not category empty of import, y’jokers.”

Cuz ur too chickenshit to say it to her face?

That would be cruel. I would never say what i really thought about u, for two reasons. You’re no kind of genuine threat, and you’d never improve yourself after receiving criticism. You’d just get angrier and more resentful in your passive-aggressiveness.

Plus me 'n Fritz only talk to men when we talk about women. It’s a guy thang. U wouldn’t understand.

I would do whatever you told me to do if you said it to my face & prayed about it first.

It’s like I’m the Terminator reprogrammed to do whatever you say.

Too bad you’re too obsessed with Fritz to find out.

Like how did a joke about a pool vacuum cleaner become this bizarre pseudo-freudian psychoanalysis thing? What just happened was all this repressed anger at everyone broke through and we caught a brief glimpse of it.

“You are accusing Brian or Brian’s dad of jealousy?”

Not to detract from you guys’s weekly cat fight, but how did u get there from the pool vacuum cleaner joke?

“Is he still around?”

I haven’t talked to that idiot since 2008, and never will again. He dropped me out of his will when i was arrested. Had me put into a mental institution for cutting up in school. Used to beat me so bad with a belt, the old lady would call social services and they’d come take pictures of the black and blue marks all over my legs and ass.

“I can’t see him allowing Brian to talk to his mom like that.”

He almost strangled her in the late seventies. That’s how much he cares about how the dumb bitch is talked to.

“And be able to afford that contraption”

The pool and the vacuum cleaner belong to a customer of mine.

“Or maybe Brian wants to be the only child and doesn’t want competition with someone who might take his mother away from him.”

Would have loved to have siblings, but three years into their disastrous marriage, the old man rightly decided to gtfo of that marriage.

And, one couldn’t have taken the dumb bitch away from me sooner. That’s how much i was worried about someone ‘taking her away from me’.

“Or he could just be lazy”

I do more work in one day than you’ll do in a month.

So how many times there were u wrong? Four, five, six?

Now check this out. If u got to know this wretched hag, the only thing that would keep u from being appalled by her (if u two didn’t become cat lady pals) would be that christian nonsense in your head.

“Woman! One-half of mankind is weak, typically sick, changeable, inconstant… she needs a religion of weakness that glorifies being weak, loving, and being humble as divine: or better, she makes the strong weak–she rules when she succeeds in overcoming the strong… Woman has always conspired with the types of decadence, the priests, against the ‘powerful’, the ‘strong’, the men.” - FN

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Yea… I don’t know why she replied to my reply to you, even though I have no intention of responding to her [or the twit] ever… maybe it was a ruse to get to talk to you. ; )

The f happened to her head, sanity-wise? :smirk:
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True though, about the pool guy and the wife… the divisive element of all human-interventions, being removed from the workplace and educational systems etc. where discrimination and nepotism usurp the better-qualified and more talented.

“I would do whatever you told me to do if you said it to my face & prayed about it first.”

Okay this is just creepy. I’m not your David Koresh. Maybe put a singles ad up or go to church more often. There are plenty of Bobs and Bills at church who would love nothing more than shacking up with u.

“The f happened to her head, sanity-wise?”

Long story that began with being rejected by members of a forum back around 2002ish called The Thin Edge Of Staring.

My dad spent most his childhood with a woman whose singing voice was like nails on a chalkboard, but a comfort when she sang so he knew he had not been left alone.

Sometimes you don’t get it until it’s the spots left in your vision when it’s gone.

I hate being right all the time.