after guantanamo

I found this magnificence and had to share…

theaxisofstevilshow.com/music/af … tanamo.mp3

Here’s the lyrics for sing-along:

After Guantanamo (Sung to “Kokomo” by the Beach Boys. Words, music and vocals by Steve Parry.)

Aruba, Jamaica, Obama’s gonna take you.
Bermuda, Bahama, calling all Jihadists.
Key Largo, Montego, maybe we should all go.
Jamaica.

I was doing time
in that orange jumpsuit of mine.
For that capitalist swine
George W. Bush.

Then came hope and change,
now things will never be the same.
I’m in my beach house, I got game
thanks to Barack Hussein.

After Guantanamo.

(chorus)

Aruba, Jamaica, Obama’s gonna take ya.
Bermuda, Bahama, calling all Jihadists.
Key Largo, Montego, maybe we should all go to Guantanamo.
We’ll do some time but in the end you know,
Bermuda is where we’ll go.
After Guantanamo.

Ala Akba! Die infidel swine!

I got a beach front pad.
The infidels are fighting mad.
70 virgins wouldn’t be bad,
but not as good as this.

No waterboarding here.
The ocean water is crystal clear.
You really ought to join me here,
I’ll buy a round of beer
after Guantanamo.

(chorus)

Guantanamo was tough.
Bermuda’s nothing like that stuff.
Got booze to drink and smokes to puff
while lying on the beach
after Guantanamo.

-Imp

Isn’t Bermuda where the USA carries out it’s top secret undersea tractor-beam experiments…? And where Megatron got dumped in that submarine trench after losing the AllSpark…? Now ex-guantanamos too. I smell conspiricy. :astonished:

same song, different video

youtube.com/watch?v=f8HL08Gm8N4

new link

-Imp

:laughing: That was a goodurn’! I’ve heard racier lyrics put to this tune though. :blush: