The this! The that!
Thuh! Thuh!! Thuh!!!
What is the singlemost frequently used word in the English language?
Shit?
No, that’s just “the” most uttered expression within English Tourette’s.
ohmygod?
No, but only because that’s not really a word. So, whatever…
It’s, yes, you guessed it:
it’s…
it’s…
it’s…
The.
Enough with the thes, I correct!
It’s a’s time! Whether ay or ah. A is alpha. A ought to be first. It has a much clearer point, is inimitably singular, has a simple bipedal stance, and, well, who can resist that triangulant face!
Oh ya, and an, too. Can’t forget an (by which, I must be crystal clear, I am not referring to Ayn, nor that whole A=A parlor game).
But the (and I include thee therein) has had its day in a sun.
Indefinition is our reality. So let’s ease up on all this the stuff. It’s plugging our thoughts.
I know, I know, we were all raised up in a theian tradition, and it’s difficult to break with a past.
But come on, now, what have we been refering to all this time? The noun, or just an ever variant one amongst many?
I think we should take a hint from the Fonz, put both thumbs up and … well, you know! Eh?