# AMINALS!!!
**URL:** https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718
**Category:** Non-Philosophical Chat
**Created:** [January 27, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718 "2006-01-27T07:29:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@someoneisatthedoor](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/someoneisatthedoor)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/21 "2006-01-28T11:06:50Z")
> [@embracetrees](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > I loved these pics, I’m a sucker for cute little critters…
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> i bet you use that alot to woo women, you know, show your “sensitive” side…
I don’t need to woo women, they simply form a line and I make snap judgements as to which are acceptable and which should throw themselves in the volcano…
> [@](#):
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> (though im just kidding, im gald everyone here is genuinely animal friendly- well, everyone here that MATTERS _giggles_)
It depends on the animal. This animal in particular seems to have it in for me:
See the murderous intent in the eyes and sloping forehead typical of megalomaniacs…
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### Author:  [@Gobbo](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Gobbo)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/22 "2006-01-28T12:15:54Z")
rofl
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### Author:  [@km2\_33](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/km2_33)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/23 "2006-01-28T13:13:54Z")
KOALATOO: Inter-racial offspring off a Koala and a Cockatoo.
Benefits: it’s a cuddly koala you can keep in a bird cage.
It can talk, but be warned. “Strouth mate” “gives us a fuck’n beer” and “who’s the hornbag?” are phrases that come quite naturally to this randy little native.
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### Author:  [@embracetrees](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/embracetrees)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/24 "2006-01-28T20:20:10Z")
> [@Bessy](#):
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> =D\> You get the award for being most creative… so clever.
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> (I loved mine the most too… you are the best!) 😉
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> TO MY
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> [](http://imageshack.us)
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> [](http://img93.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cats4er.png)
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> aww…thanks bessy!!
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> 😃
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> [size=75](this was brought to you by KM GRAPHICS UNIVERSITY) I plan on signing up soon for Larger Graphics 102 😕 [/size]
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### Author:  [@embracetrees](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/embracetrees)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/25 "2006-01-28T20:20:42Z")
> [@someoneisatthedoor](#):
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> > [@embracetrees](#):
> >
> > > [@](#):
> > >
> > > I loved these pics, I’m a sucker for cute little critters…
> >
> > i bet you use that alot to woo women, you know, show your “sensitive” side…
>
> I don’t need to woo women, they simply form a line and I make snap judgements as to which are acceptable and which should throw themselves in the volcano…
>
> > [@](#):
> >
> > (though im just kidding, im gald everyone here is genuinely animal friendly- well, everyone here that MATTERS _giggles_)
>
> It depends on the animal. This animal in particular seems to have it in for me:
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> See the murderous intent in the eyes and sloping forehead typical of megalomaniacs…
aw…but i love cows!!!
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### Author:  [@embracetrees](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/embracetrees)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/26 "2006-01-28T20:21:26Z")
> [@km2\_33](#):
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> KOALATOO: Inter-racial offspring off a Koala and a Cockatoo.
> Benefits: it’s a cuddly koala you can keep in a bird cage.
>
> It can talk, but be warned. “Strouth mate” “gives us a fuck’n beer” and “who’s the hornbag?” are phrases that come quite naturally to this randy little native.
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> 
😲
im worried about the breeding process actually, can you please explain?
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### Author:  [@James\_No\_2](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/James_No_2)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/27 "2006-01-28T20:42:25Z")
> [@](#):
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> It can talk, but be warned. “Strouth mate” “gives us a fuck’n beer” and “who’s the hornbag?” are phrases that come quite naturally to this randy little native. -Km2\_33
😆😆
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### Author:  [@someoneisatthedoor](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/someoneisatthedoor)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/28 "2006-01-28T22:26:15Z")
> [@embracetrees](#):
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> aw…but i love cows!!!
You just wait, you’ll see the light…
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### Author:  [@km2\_33](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/km2_33)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2006, 1:07am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/29 "2006-01-29T01:07:28Z")
> [@embracetrees](#):
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> 😲 im worried about the breeding process actually, can you please explain?
Obviously no one has told you about the birds and the bees? I mean the real birds and the real bees? (you’ve seen a birdees, right?)
Bessy’s listening in… and you know how protective she can be… so when you “grow up” I expain it to you.
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### Author:  [@km2\_33](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/km2_33)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/30 "2006-01-29T01:25:52Z")
The Dogen – a dog / pigeon cross was an earlier experiment that backfired. Forgetting about the size of the droppings, the test flights were a disaster. Awful… just awful. 
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### Author:  [@Delboy](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Delboy)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/31 "2006-01-29T02:00:25Z")
> [@embracetrees](#):
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> aw…but i love cows!!!
Is that with sesame bun or fries?
😉
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### Author:  [@angst-ridden](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/angst-ridden)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/32 "2006-01-29T13:26:46Z")
> [@embracetrees](#):
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> im worried about the breeding process actually, can you please explain?
Have you ever seen Shrek 2? It worries me how the donkey and the dragon managed to breed.
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### Author:  [@someoneisatthedoor](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/someoneisatthedoor)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/33 "2006-01-29T13:37:37Z")
> [@km2\_33](#):
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> The Dogen – a dog / pigeon cross was an earlier experiment that backfired. Forgetting about the size of the droppings, the test flights were a disaster. Awful… just awful. 
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> 
You can understand the reasoning, after the success of dogs and pigeons in the second World War they thought that they’d try and have the best of both animals, a sort of military superanimal…
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### Author:  [@Shyster](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/Shyster)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/34 "2006-01-29T23:13:52Z")
> [@angst-ridden](#):
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> Have you ever seen Shrek 2? It worries me how the donkey and the dragon managed to breed.
No kidding…you see the size of the Dragon girl? Gives “hung like a donkey” a whole new meaning.
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### Author:  [@aspacia](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/aspacia)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/35 "2006-01-30T00:24:27Z")
Great thread embracetrees.
=D\>
aspacia
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### Author:  [@km2\_33](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/km2_33)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/36 "2006-01-30T03:52:53Z")
Kittychick: An ET Baby Photo:
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### Author:  [@aspacia](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/aspacia)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/37 "2006-01-31T01:56:57Z")
This thread is hilarious. 😃
Great Kittychick KM. LOL
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### Author:  [@km2\_33](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/km2_33)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 4:41am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/38 "2006-01-31T04:41:19Z")
TABULA RASA: Once again, comfortably settled into ILP.
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### Author:  [@km2\_33](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/km2_33)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 4:41am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/39 "2006-01-31T04:41:51Z")
ADLERIAN: A particularly rare shot of TheAdlerian thinking.
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### Author:  [@km2\_33](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/u/km2_33)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://www.ilovephilosophy.com/t/aminals/8718/40 "2006-01-31T04:42:29Z")
SIATD: Modelling for the cover of his – sorry, Ben’s – new online zine SYM.PO.SIA
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