I don’t need to woo women, they simply form a line and I make snap judgements as to which are acceptable and which should throw themselves in the volcano…
It depends on the animal. This animal in particular seems to have it in for me:
See the murderous intent in the eyes and sloping forehead typical of megalomaniacs…
rofl
KOALATOO: Inter-racial offspring off a Koala and a Cockatoo.
Benefits: it’s a cuddly koala you can keep in a bird cage.
It can talk, but be warned. “Strouth mate” “gives us a fuck’n beer” and “who’s the hornbag?” are phrases that come quite naturally to this randy little native.
aw…but i love cows!!!
im worried about the breeding process actually, can you please explain?
You just wait, you’ll see the light…
Obviously no one has told you about the birds and the bees? I mean the real birds and the real bees? (you’ve seen a birdees, right?)
Bessy’s listening in… and you know how protective she can be… so when you “grow up” I expain it to you.
The Dogen – a dog / pigeon cross was an earlier experiment that backfired. Forgetting about the size of the droppings, the test flights were a disaster. Awful… just awful. 
Is that with sesame bun or fries?
Have you ever seen Shrek 2? It worries me how the donkey and the dragon managed to breed.
You can understand the reasoning, after the success of dogs and pigeons in the second World War they thought that they’d try and have the best of both animals, a sort of military superanimal…
No kidding…you see the size of the Dragon girl? Gives “hung like a donkey” a whole new meaning.
Great thread embracetrees.
=D>
aspacia
Kittychick: An ET Baby Photo:
This thread is hilarious. 
Great Kittychick KM. LOL
TABULA RASA: Once again, comfortably settled into ILP.
ADLERIAN: A particularly rare shot of TheAdlerian thinking.
SIATD: Modelling for the cover of his – sorry, Ben’s – new online zine SYM.PO.SIA
