Bessy
(Bessy)
October 26, 2005, 12:35am
1
I would like to apologize for calling Dr. Satanical a mouse. I am sure he would rather I had called him a rat, but I would like to apologize nevertheless. Let’s all do the hokey pokey and have rice krispie treats, ok?
I can sleep now.
[size=75]if anyone else would like to use this thread to apologize to anyone for unnecessary verbal attacks, be my guest…[/size]
Dunamis
(Dunamis)
October 26, 2005, 12:37am
4
The webcam in everyones mind says otherwise.
Dunamis
Hello F(r)iends,
I would like to apologize for the oversentimental posts beginning with my 1,000th.
-Thirst
Dunamis
(Dunamis)
October 26, 2005, 12:41am
6
And I would like to apologize for the kid-gloves I used on Dr. S.
Dunamis
Bessy
(Bessy)
October 26, 2005, 12:45am
7
I cannot control what thoughts you possess, Duny. I want to apologize to Imp for not being serious enough of a poster on ILP. God, I really must read some more.
Hello F(r)iends,
I would like to apologize for this post.
-Thirst
Bessy
(Bessy)
October 26, 2005, 1:25am
9
I would like to apologize for my last five. God, thirst, doesn’t this feel so good?
Hello F(r)iends,
I would like to apologize for apologizing… D’oh
-Thirst
P.S. This does feel good… I should probably stop picking at it though…
Dunamis
(Dunamis)
October 26, 2005, 1:38am
11
No. It’s like karma. You can store up points by apologizing that allow you an equal number of ad homs.
Dunamis
Bessy
(Bessy)
October 26, 2005, 1:39am
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Yes, yes… the apologizing does make me feel weak and dirty, but atoned nevertheless. Ahhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm.
Points for heaven. I like that.
Bessy
(Bessy)
October 26, 2005, 1:46am
13
[size=75](I did mean my original apology, and now all the jokes make it seem like a sham. hmmmm)[/size]
possum
(possum)
October 26, 2005, 3:38am
14
but wait - where are your appologises for appologising for your original appology?
id like to appologise for attempting to begin a whole new wave of appologises.
I don’t apologise for anything
On another note I’d like to apologise for my previous statement, which is not true.
Pax_Vitae
(Pax Vitae)
November 9, 2005, 8:07pm
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I’d like to apologise for locking to many thread! Be assured I’m seeking professional help and have joined Thread Lockers Anonymous.
Atalanta
(Atalanta)
November 9, 2005, 8:29pm
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oh goodie, a new roommate!
Hello F(r)iends,
I’d like to apologize for my contributions to sending PaxVitae to TLA…
-Thirst
Nick_A
(Nick_A)
November 9, 2005, 9:08pm
19
Heck, if a radio station can apologize, anyone can.
PROVIDENCE, RI – If Rhode Islanders didn’t have their Christmas decorations down by noon yesterday, a special police unit called “DOOD” would come calling to collect a $25 fine.
That’s what radio station WWBB-FM reported on its morning-drive program. Hundreds of panicky people called state and municipal offices as well as news organizations, asking if the report was true.
But it was a hoax.
The gag led to an on-air apology and a one-day suspension of the station’s morning-drive crew.
The pranksters were morning show hosts Daria Bruno and Tiffany Hill, who warned that under a new law, Rhode Islanders had until noon Friday to remove Christmas decorations from their houses or face the fine.
Listeners heard the law would be enforced by a new police unit called the Department of Outdated Decorations, or DOOD.
“After we did the one newscast, we were going to yank it and say we were just kidding,” Bruno said. “Then the phone calls started coming in like mad and we said, ‘Wow, we’ve hit on something.’ Then, it just sort of took on a life of its own.”
About 180 listeners called the Governor’s office asking about the report. “I was told that one of the callers was someone who thought she had to leave work to take down her Christmas decorations,” a spokesman for the Governor stated.
The station in its apology stated, “We always talk about ways to get more people to listen to the morning show, but this clearly got out of hand.” (The Boston Globe)
possum
(possum)
November 9, 2005, 10:02pm
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shall we return to our appologises?