Ok, I’ve posted on this site 1000 times. Whew, are my fingers tired.
You will notice unlike other ‘1000 post’ threads, this post is completely lacking in gratuitous ass kissing and phallic ego stroking. This is intentional.
Yay me. Now that I have 1000 post’s, I am inherantly better looking, smarter, and smell better than the rest of you <1000 peons.
Eat my dust peons!
So you’re fucking good because you didn’t give an oscar acceptance speech thanking your god, your family and friends, the adminstrators and everyone else who “made this possible”?
You’re still a dick for thinking anyone is remotely interested in anyone but themselves… 
Begone satan!
(If I continue expelling people at this rate. I’ll be the only one left to talk to?)
[size=75][Tweaks Dr. S.'s nipple][/size]
Hey Dr.Satanical…you seem pretty popular. 45 hits and only one and a half responses (before this one)?
Guess you’re not in the “in crowd” and probably saying things the automatons don’t want to hear? Remember its all about love, caring for strangers and giving your essence away for the “greater good.” I thought that was religion but it seems it’s McPhilosophy too?
I’ll check out your posts, there may be (?) a unique voice in this soup of bland, warm, tripe yet.
Hello F(r)iends,
As a recent >1000 post legend, I have to say that so far I have noticed that everyone is smarter, has better body odor, and are generally more attractive. I spit on the <1000 post peons. That aside, congrats on becoming an ILP Legend Dr. S. You have sureley (surely and surly combined?) left a large stain err mark on the history of ILP.
-Thirst
I come out in support of Dr. S and enjoy his stuff. He’s never boring!
Also, I thank him for his recent advice.
Anyone capable of putting up with the flak, nasty comments, questions of mental capacity, oblique slurs and just plain misunderstanding to finally arrive at 1000 posts deserves kudos - from everyone.
The only people privileged to naysay 1000 posts are those who HAVE 1000 posts.
Congrats Dr. S.
JT
Everyone with over a thousand posts is a great fool.
Deep down, Dr. S, I think G.D. is trying to tell you that he cares. 
James
James,
Who is the dude in your picture? It’s familiar, but I can’t put a name to it.
Jacques Derrida. 
James
Wow, it looks just like the guy that is on the Howard Stern show!!!
Really? Mind posting a link so I can take a look?
Let me see! I’m being totally serious. It’s shocking.
[size=200]HOORAY! the sexiest person in this forum [/size](after me) [size=200]has 1000 posts!!! keep up the good work! [/size]
artie-lange.com/artie_content.html
This is the best that I could do. The guy is always drunk or playing drunk. The guy in your Icon looks like he is drunk and stumbling over something.
I’m glad that you think I’m sexy, but I have to break it to you–it’s not a size 12. It’s still big though.
It seems that size matters to you though.
Haha yeah I can kinda see it. Cheers.
You can thank me later Dr.Satanical as your 'friends’ were going to walk right past you (except for Tabula Rasa) until I pointed you out sitting in a corner sucking your thumb.
Personally, I would have kicked you in the fucking head (when no one was looking of course) because you’re obviously trying to be one of the crowd and not succeeding so in my opinion, you don’t deserve to be picked up and carried back but in a world of warm, insipid love and sickly sweet sentimentality, this is what we’re left with.
So, since this forum is obsessed with size (over content) and who has moved up/down some members “favourites list†I think its time I announced the winners of the Most Caring ILP members.
In first place (drum rolllllllllllllll) the winner is:
Tabula Rasa. He’s lived up to his hippy, 15 year old, comic book philosophy of good Samaritans/heroes by sitting beside Dr.Satanical before I pointed it out. (Unfortunately it was to play with his nipples rather than to congratulate him but… a queer superhero is better than none, if “caring†is part of your philosophy)
In second place we have a tie between
Thirst4Anything, TheAdlerian, and Tentative who turned around and came back when they were aware their resident goth passed a milestone.
….and, limping into equal third place is:
Xandernan and James No.2 who couldn’t bring themselves to congratulate you but at least showed up.
The others think you’re a cunt – including Jesus.
I’m yet to pass judgement (apart from the outfit, of course).
If you think I am shooting for warm and sentimental, or am suffering from a desire to be ‘one of the crowd’ (read: a placid agreeable sheep), I would recomend you read some of my prior posts…as you sugested.
I post at ILP strictly for my own benifit, to satiate an intellectual desire not met in the ‘real world’.
Average joe dick just doesn’t give a rats ass about philosophy, much less comprehend what philosophy encompasses.
I am not here to fit in or make freinds, simply to grow.