Good to see you’ve made it through winter 
Can you change my username to “Outsider”, please?
Thank you in advance.
Done.
There actually was already a user named Outsider, but as that user only posted twice within about three days in 2009, and had very little content across those posts, I decided to rename them and let you take the name. Wear it well.
Still, one can be deemed an “outsider” here and an “insider” there. 
Who the hell is this faggot?
Eh, I think this will be the last name change request for some time… I like my current name, but to distinguish myself from other “Outsiders” out there on the interwebs, I would henceforth prefer to be known as “AutSider”.
Much obliged.
Hello “AutSider”