Kent Brockman: And isn’t that what we’re all really asking: Where’s my elephant?
Now the elephant mentioned in this story isn’t mine, but if I were an elephant this is certainly what I’d be doing…
mosnews.com/news/2005/12/15/elephant.shtml
Apparently no-one really wants to take responsibility for it
Escaped elephant causes mammoth debate
A different elephant is causing diplomatic problems in Rwanda
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4514294.stm
Hello F(r)iends,
I love that episode!
-Thirst
well, at least the animals in the news stories appear to be real live elephants, harder to find, and more illusive are those invisible elephants looking over your shoulder… 
JT
I like the Kent Brockman quote:
“Well let me be the first to welcome our new ant overlords!”
We should start a kent brockman thread
Best piece of Brockman:
Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Smartline: the power plant strike, argle bargle, or fooforaw? With us tonight are plant owner C. Montgomery Burns, union kingpin Homer Simpson, and talk show mainstay, Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Dr. Joyce Brothers: I brought my own mike.
Brockman: Yes, well… Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur…
Homer: [screams]
Brockman: OK, my director is telling me not to speak to you anymore…
Homer: WOO-HOO!
Brockman: Mr. Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade?
Mr. Burns: Yes, thank you Kent. In 15 minutes I will unleash a terrible vengenace on this city. No one will be spared! NO ONE!
Brockman: [chuckling] A chilling vision of things to come.
Kent Brockman: Scott, things aren’t as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for Philosophy majors - useful people are starting to feel the pinch
Outstanding!