I want to visit Portland this summer, but I’m not really making enough money to get a hotel. Anybody care to put me up/hang out/show me around?
It’d be pretty awesome…
Portland, Oregon?
Me! I’ll meet and hang out with you, but I don’t know if I can put you up, since my apartment is shared and pretty cramped for the 4 of us that live together–you never know though.
What are you coming for; how long do you plan to stay?
Apparantly this man is from Portland. I did a google image search with the key words “man from portland”, and this was one of the results. I don’t know if this is any help, though.
Hey you found a picture of me!? 
(not really) 