[size=150]how many of you have girlfriends/boyfriends/wives/husbands/etc??
how many are single?[/size]
i’ll go first, keeping my answer concise:
i have a girlfriend…the situation is 3 months old.
sdf
I have an imagination, the situation is 19 years old.
clarity, gentlemen …CLARITY!
first guy: ???
second guy: i take it that means “single, and i masturbate a lot”.
by bitches, i meant the Palm sisters
chalk up two for: “can’t remember the last time i made out with a girl”. my condolences, gentlemen.
i’ll be waiting for the other responses to come in. 
Girls just don’t get me off like axiomatic set theory.
But seriously now:
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It’s so hard to find one you can have a decent conversation with. And I’m not being sexist here because I’m also sure switching teams wouldn’t help me here- the whole world is cheifly dumb.
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Second, when you do find someone worthwhile, they’ve arealdy seen your unshowered mumbling ass, and know you have little prospects of a carrer.
I guess what I have to is prepare each day for the possibility of meeting a decent person despite the fact that such a meeting is so rare.
Taken.
4 year aniversery in august.
married, coming up on a year soon.
h3m
I have an expectation, a few years old. perhaps better than an imagination?
married 7 years
Who says I use my imagination sexualy 
I’m the type of chump to be dreaming of love and family 
Masterbation has not been fun in a long while so I’ve quit 
Ha. I think that’s why I’m so lenient to finish my undergrad work.
Gets out paper and pen. “Now if I just fail one more class …”
taken
the situation is 1 year and almost 3 months old
(and proud of it g before this I never had a relationship that lasted more than 2 months)
taken…over a year and a half now
Single, since August 2003!
Edit: I thought I would add a few funny things I like to say to my friends who keep bugging me to get hitched.
- I’m single cause I was born that way!
- I’m not lonely, I’m just on a sex-free diet!
What’s your take?
Single. I have really bad timing, and whenever a woman takes the initiative with me I get played.
And not in that good way.
(PS- I’m really only doing this to see how my signature turns out. I’m such a manipulative *******. And yes, I never got around to making one. I’m that lazy.)
Married. Five years almost. Before that I was very single. Since a few months we are with three 
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Married, almost a year now. We were only together for two months before we got married so it’s like ‘we’ve known each other AND been married for about a year now’.
Tuihu wrote:
Congratulations Tuihu!
“Little knowledge, but much joy is granted to mortals.” – Friedrich Hölderlin, Werke und Briefe
Best wishes,
Michael