Artificial Lube - The Root of All Sexual/Societal Ills

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[size=200]W[/size]ho will find the title of this thread offensive/challenging…?
[size=150]1.[/size] Homosexual men.
[size=150]2.[/size] Heterosexual practitioners of sodomy.
[size=150]3.[/size] Circumcised male masturbators.

I i[/i] am a man. I masturbate two or three times a week. I am
part Jewish, and lost a few ancestors ( so I’m told ) during WW2.

I am, however, un-circumcised, and therefore require no artificial
lubrication during masturbation. And for that, I’m thankful.

Please, no questions to me. I have said my piece.

Your thoughts . . . . . The World will be grateful.

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Well, I think that the female’s failure to produce her own lubrication during intercourse is a result of not being aroused by her partner, or a result of her own physical deficiency.

In either case, what we have is a gradual loss of beauty and health in both sexes. The decline is steady in the averages, while the exceptions, the beautiful people, don’t have a problem with it. However, the beauty is as manufactured as the fucking lubricant itself. I see women so inauthentically beautiful I wouldn’t fuck them with your dick.

Batman concurs, sir. Batman concurs.

Take any celebrity model, for example, or the best looking female porn stars.

I couldn’t honestly fuck a woman like that. I see through the woman and into her dispicable soul. I would tally up all the men she refused and teased and tormented with her beauty and let them gang-bang her.

Turned down by a few too many pornstars, detrop?

Why do I always get the “you’re projecting your own insecurities onto other people” bit everytime my arrow hits the bullseye?

Porn is disgusting. Those who are employed by the industry should be shot. Those who suppose that others who claim to dislike porn do so because they can’t get laid by a porn-star…should be shot as well.

Haha. I know what you’ve been doing all day.

Yeah…loitering in coffee shops all day while I should be at work.

[laughing]

Wait so uncircumcised men produce their own lubrication?

Poets, sex workers…Is there anybody you DON’T want to shoot ?

Go on, treat yourself!

Porn is great! Those who employ it are effeciently relieving themselves of sexual tension without the baggage that comes with a partner.

you also dont need to be uncircumsized to masturbate without lube

Bastard! All your negations make my brain hurt.

I don’t want to shoot anybody man, but sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelete.

Shoot em up, man. All the cool kids do it.

Would that make legalized prostitution the cure for all of societies ills?

probably not its usually the individuals views on sex e.t.c. that produces the problems so legal prostitues probably wouldnt be the answer. Trying to cure the stifling effect religion has had on us as a species is going to be a lot harder to solve than that.

Maybe if it were legal and moved from dark alleyways and into the shopping malls and main streets, and brothels were situated right beside the barbers and the delis, and maybe if some of our leaders would support and demonstrate their support of the idea, and maybe if we stopped using the word ‘whore’ as an insult, but rather as another profession, it would lift the effects of religion.

Religion doesn’t have to be attacked or killed. It can be modified. Parts of it can be replaced. There is nothing wrong with believing Jesus, but maybe this part of Christian teaching can be changed. The word upgrade comes to mind.

I can’t wait. Bring on the whores!