At the close of my business day, which should be approximately 10:00 PM Eastern Time, I will be embarking on a new phase of responsibility and pleasure in my life, as I will be getting married (in a completely secular service). After this event I will be honeymooning in England and the Czech Republic for a little over a week.
So, I doubt that I will have much time for ILP. Thus, all of the spiritualists, relativists, fundamentalists, generalists, and capitalists may feel free to post in complete confidence that they will go unmolested by yours truly. Remember though that this is a brief holiday, with a limited window for your particular brand of tyranny to rein. For the rest of you kindly remember the immortal signature of the great Voltaire: ÉCRASONS L’ INFÂME !
When you’re not doing that I hope that you’re all having fun!
In the meantime, you can all look forward to a long day of posting and excitement.
Be very careful. As you’ve noted, you’ve challenged many groups all ending in “ist.” There is of course the great Association of Ists where their efforts are unified against those that threaten an ist of their association.
The very fact that you will leave them in peace temporarily leaves them open to annoying you on your wedding night like singing loud out of tune love songs and throwing rocks at your window.
The motto of this great associaion is “Ists persist.” So don’t expect their representatives to give you any peace now that you’ve been discovered.
I do wish you the best but remember, I’m not an “ist.”
Be very careful. As you’ve noted, you’ve challenged many groups all ending in “ist.” There is of course the great Association of Ists where their efforts are unified against those that threaten an ist of their association. Their last great convention was held in Istanbul
The very fact that you will leave them in peace temporarily leaves them open to annoying you on your wedding night like singing loud out of tune love songs and throwing rocks at your window.
The motto of this great associaion is “Ists persist.” So don’t expect their representatives to give you any peace now that you’ve been discovered.
I do wish you the best but remember, I’m not an “ist.”
Somehow my simple sentence of humor being our saving grace got all fouled up. Perhaps the ists are aftermeas well
I called Istanbul and found a forwarding number from their convention. After reaching an official representative, I explained that you were really a good guy so they decided instead to toast the happy occasion from afar and promise to leave you in peace. He said with a wry smile: “After all, we are realISTS”
“I will not talk constantly on my wedding night.”
“I will not talk constantly on my wedding night.”
“I will not talk constantly on my wedding night.”
“I will not talk constantly on my wedding night.”
“I will not talk constantly on my wedding night.”
“I will not talk constantly on my wedding night.”
Believe me that is the one time when I have no need to talk. However, I will be attacking the population of England with interesting chit-chat! That implies that I won’t be having sex with them, as well.
Adler, enjoy your honeymoon. Congratulations on finding someone to share your life with. I have been married just over three years and I have some advice:
Never stop buying her flowers… try to do it on a regular basis (twice a month works well for me but at least once a month is good). No, it does not reduce the “specialness” of flowers.
Never buy her flowers to make up with her after an argument… Instead, take her to a nice dinner and give her a card. Do not apologize in the card—focus on instead how much you love her.
Make it clear that one night a week is your and yours alone… Do not set a night; instead it will be random and you can take it when you need it. If you do this in advance, it will be easier for special ball games.
Make few, if any, promises. Avoid that word like the plague.
