Bar Notes Number Two

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In spite of my planning,
My worry and my labor,
My wife skipped town
With my next-door neighbor;
And my girfriend left
With a slick city dude;
And my truck broke down;
And my landlord sued–
And my dog died.
Yeah, my dog died
I’m gonna drink myself silly
And it won’t take long
Till I’m the local hero
In a country fried song.

I got no future says the five-buck gypsy;
And my boss fired me for coming in tipsy;
And I swallowed my teeth in a barroom brawl;
And my good for nothin’ friends
Won’t visit me or call;
And my dog died.
Yeah, my dog died.
I’m gonna drink myself silly
And it won’t take long
Till I become immortal
In a country fried song.

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It’s good man. It’s got nice rhythm.

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Thanks,D. One pundit noted that if you sing all the country loser songs in reverse, you get everything back!

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lol!

5

Another fun one from Ierr.

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Thanks, anon. I might have to slow down here a bit so as not to monopolize the forum.