Every time someone claims to be Jesus, or claims that they are God’s mouth piece/spokesman, if people threw beer bottles at them, eventually they wouldn’t want to make those claims anymore.
Who here ever watched Ren and Stimpy?
It would be like this:
J2:
“I am Jesus! God told you to listen to me because soon everyone will die and stuff…”
Civil:
“You eeediot! (* throws beer bottle *)”
etc.
I"m liking this.
Does this work on presidents who
think they talk to god?
Kropotkin 
green, clear or brown?
Greed and brown, no clear!
Yah, I know, it’s ubber genious! No more cults or false religions.
If a president said: “God helped us win that war” then on comes the beer bottles! But if the president said: “All of our killer weapons and soldiers helped us kill those people who wanted to kill us because we are each control hungery crazey basterds who can’t get along” – then there would be no beer bottles.
Beer has vitamin C in it!!!
Beer bottles can be thrown at all sorts of bad people and then it helps them not talk anymore. Also, if you first drink the beer out of the bottle it helps you be more at ease so that your fears and sanity wont stop you as much from throwing bottles.
Throwing beer bottles at Jesus’s also is great exersize. It can be a social even involving multiple memers. There’s always laughter and exitement. Before long you will be in tip-top shape physically and emotionally. This helps bring people together because it gives them a sense of meaning and they feel needed. While one person is drinking out of one bottle, the other one has his chance to throw his.
It has been scientifically proven that throwing atleast 1 beer bottle a day at a Jesus or president, can reduce the public – negative influances on society – in general – by over 170 NRPD.
Throwing beer bottles instead of leaving them lieing around also helps send the message that heavey object-ives need to be thrown at twisted and untrue subjective representatives.
Beer was first brewed in the earl (falls over)
BLALAUAAASASUU 
But you’d be able to find out which one was Jesus as he’d probably catch it and start drinking.