- Orthodox Quaker (100%)
- Seventh Day Adventist (91%)
- Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (89%)
- Eastern Orthodox (86%)
- Roman Catholic (86%)
- Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (82%)
- Liberal Quakers (71%)
- Unitarian Universalism (59%)
- Hinduism (59%)
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Orthodox Judaism (58%) -
Bah�'� Faith (54%) -
Reform Judaism (50%) -
Sikhism (50%) -
Islam (49%) -
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%) -
Neo-Pagan (43%) -
Jehovah's Witness (42%) -
Jainism (38%) -
Secular Humanism (37%) -
Mahayana Buddhism (36%) -
New Age (35%) -
Theravada Buddhism (35%) -
Taoism (29%) -
Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%) -
Scientology (24%) -
Nontheist (21%) -
New Thought (19%)
- Unitarian Universalism (100%)
- Liberal Quakers (95%)
- Theravada Buddhism (93%)
- Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
- Secular Humanism (83%)
- Neo-Pagan (73%)
- Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
- Taoism (68%)
- Bahá'à Faith (66%)
- New Age (64%)
- Nontheist (58%)
- Reform Judaism (57%)
- Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
- New Thought (51%)
- Jainism (49%)
- Orthodox Quaker (48%)
- Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (40%)
- Scientology (37%)
- Sikhism (37%)
- Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%)
- Hinduism (32%)
- Jehovah’s Witness (31%)
- Orthodox Judaism (27%)
- Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
- Islam (21%)
- Eastern Orthodox (11%)
- Roman Catholic (11%)
I didn’t really like this test. A majority of the questions didn’t provide the answer I would have chosen.
Well, after reading what Future Man said, I decided to fake it and pretend I was a Muslim, and lo and behold:
- Islam (100%)
- Orthodox Judaism (100%)
- Sikhism (87%)
- Reform Judaism (85%)
- Bahá'à Faith (82%)
- Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (68%)
- Jainism (64%)
- Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (61%)
- Orthodox Quaker (58%)
- Liberal Quakers (57%)
- Eastern Orthodox (55%)
- Roman Catholic (55%)
- Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (54%)
- Jehovah’s Witness (49%)
- Seventh Day Adventist (48%)
- Unitarian Universalism (47%)
- Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
- Hinduism (46%)
- Neo-Pagan (39%)
- Theravada Buddhism (38%)
- Scientology (36%)
- New Age (32%)
- New Thought (31%)
- Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
- Nontheist (21%)
- Secular Humanism (21%)
- Taoism (20%)
Very interesting that the test doesn’t distinguish between Islam and Orthodox Judaism, isn’t it?
But anyway, remember that a lot of the things we criticize Islam about are relatively peripheral to its nature. The core of Islam is: There is no God but God, and Mohammed is His prophet. God is spirit not flesh, there can be no incarnations, there are no multiple persons in one God, just God all by Himself, you don’t need priests or intercession by religious authorities, it’s all between you and God.
Then tack on the sexism, don’t go for any of that pacifism or mystical crap, and the AI will think you’re a Muslim for sure.
Tricky, since I am pro-ritual, but atheist . . . Some of the questions didn’t really leave me much choice. Plus the generic ‘secularist’ answer had a lot of grey to it.
Looks like all those arguments with my girlfriend have had an effect on my thoughts after all. Mahayana is 8, but Theravada (The Catholicism of Buddhism) is #2, and pseudo-Buddhism for Whitey is #1.
- Unitarian Universalism (100%)
- Theravada Buddhism (97%)
- Secular Humanism (95%)
- Liberal Quakers (86%)
- Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
- Nontheist (74%)
- Neo-Pagan (70%)
- Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
- Bah�’� Faith (58%)
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Jainism (57%) -
Orthodox Quaker (56%) -
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%) -
Hinduism (51%) -
Taoism (50%) -
Seventh Day Adventist (49%) -
New Age (49%) -
Reform Judaism (48%) -
Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%) -
Sikhism (42%) -
Orthodox Judaism (41%) -
Jehovah's Witness (40%) -
Eastern Orthodox (38%) -
Roman Catholic (38%) -
Islam (36%) -
Scientology (35%) -
Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%) -
New Thought (25%)
I’ve taken this test before and decided that the top five are probably the only ones that have any significant validity. Of course, this assumes that one is attached to labels (or have labels attached?)
I never would have guessed…
- Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
- Eastern Orthodox (94%)
- Roman Catholic (94%)
- Orthodox Quaker (93%)
- Seventh Day Adventist (92%)
- Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (72%)
- Hinduism (68%)
- Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
- Jehovah’s Witness (67%)
-
Orthodox Judaism (58%) -
Islam (52%) -
Liberal Quakers (43%) -
Jainism (42%) -
Sikhism (37%) -
Bah�'� Faith (36%) -
Theravada Buddhism (33%) -
Mahayana Buddhism (32%) -
Unitarian Universalism (32%) -
Reform Judaism (28%) -
Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%) -
Neo-Pagan (21%) -
Scientology (17%) -
Nontheist (16%) -
Taoism (15%) -
New Age (15%) -
Secular Humanism (14%) -
New Thought (11%)
- Secular Humanism (100%)
- Unitarian Universalism (98%)
- Liberal Quakers (83%)
- Nontheist (77%)
- Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
- Theravada Buddhism (70%)
- Neo-Pagan (61%)
- Taoism (48%)
- New Age (46%)
- Bahá'à Faith (38%)
- Reform Judaism (37%)
- Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (36%)
- Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
- Orthodox Quaker (34%)
- Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
- New Thought (27%)
- Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)
- Scientology (24%)
- Jehovah’s Witness (24%)
- Sikhism (23%)
- Jainism (21%)
- Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
- Hinduism (11%)
- Eastern Orthodox (9%)
- Islam (9%)
- Orthodox Judaism (9%)
- Roman Catholic (9%)
QuAkeR 4 LyFe. 
Liberal Quakers (99%)
Thats the one i was hoping for. Brilliant people.